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    we have 3 then it goes 4 then it goes 3 then back to 4 then its 3 again....whilst 2 lanes of traffic keep joining. I'm on a bike so i'm pretty clued up and aware of whats around me, but by the lord of fuck its a donor lottery out there.
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    im thinking we need at least 26/30 points to win this. Unless code can provide me with some other stats.
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    i owe you £1 please send bank details.
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    Its ok, we will get an apology which makes everything fine.
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    Not having that. Every keeper will defend their goal in their own way.
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    Possibly, i'm salivating over £30 though.
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    put me down for £1
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    Whodunnit.
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    Yes, soft suspension as there is no smooth tarmac until 2026. That is if the project gets completed.
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    Any baby born after the snip should be called Roger.
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    Smart motorways. Oh yeah, its really smart having an unfinished stretch of road at motorway speed with yer arse getting pummelled by banding and weird tarmacky lines. Most motorists are clueless as to how they work and add to that 2 lanes of traffic joining the motorway at every 3 miles with no hard shoulder. A classic example of 'if it isn't broke, don't fix it'.
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    I'm amazed he is still in the job. Imagine if he worked in the real world with staff that dislike him, low morale, KPI's that no-one is interested in achieving but still having the balls to fake how good he thinks he is. Any CEO with half a brain would've fired him long ago. It's not a question of the right person isn't available at the moment because lets face it, he is utterly useless. It surely cant be the cost of compensation for ripping up his contract now? it is amazingly bemusing. God bless them for providing yet another comedy season.
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    never cheat on your hairdresser.
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    Performance review tomorrow after 3 months in. MD told me today not to worry about it too much, doing fine., its just crossing the T's etc. He also let slip that he likes my approach to clients of being honest and straight whereas my younger colleagues that manage projects are fresh out of Uni, hungry for success and are rather cut-throat and too serious when they talk to clients. So, here i am sat filling out this feckin review form and i just want to go all out Big Keith.
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    Changing your name via deed poll £50 - cost to create paperwork Divorce £593 - cost to destroy paperwork What bollox.
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    @Bjornebye c'mon wheres the creepy gif!
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    Hahaha fuck off rent boys
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    Probably didnt appreciate the knob touch game.
  25. Clem H Fandango
    Putin Trump Cameron. Wouldn't mind a beer with Kim Jong Un though, he seems like a good laugh apart from having to let him win at darts and pool.
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