Bruce Spanner

I think they've just shut it down as Gnacker has finally uploaded everything from it to here.

I was thinking about the outlay and losses. First 11 looks decent on paper and they have a few kids knocking about who are usefull, but christ the bones of 600M squandered and your bench looks mid table, at best.

Quite mad how so much money has been wasted, Fernandez looks good and, perhaps without Fat Frank telling him to ghost in the box late, he'll come good. The rest, awful, and I don't think just one guy coming in will paper over those cracks. They need quality throughout the team despite having spent astronomical amounts of cash.

Not sure this is going too well in truth, considering they have spent north of 800B and have all their players on weird eight year contracts... GoalkeepersKepa ̶M̶e̶n̶d̶y̶ DefendersThiago Silva - OldWesley Fofana - Decent ̶K̶a̶l̶i̶d̶o̶u̶ ̶K̶o̶u̶l̶i̶b̶a̶l̶y̶ ̶A̶z̶p̶i̶l̶i̶c̶u̶e̶t̶a̶Reece James - DecentBen Chilwell - Decent, but not great.Marc Curucella - Poor signing.Trevor Chalobah - Looks like Bambi in the headlights at times.Badiashile - No idea, seemed to be playing regularly.Midfielders ̶N̶'̶g̶o̶l̶o̶ ̶K̶a̶n̶t̶e̶Enzo Fernandez - Jury out ̶R̶u̶b̶e̶n̶ ̶L̶o̶f̶t̶u̶s̶ ̶C̶h̶e̶e̶k̶Conor Gallagher - Shite ̶M̶a̶t̶e̶o̶ ̶K̶o̶v̶a̶c̶i̶c̶ ̶D̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ ̶Z̶a̶k̶a̶r̶i̶a̶Carney Chukuemeka - Looks promisingLewis Hall - Be at Sunderland within two years. ̶M̶a̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶M̶o̶u̶n̶t̶Strikers ̶A̶u̶b̶a̶m̶e̶y̶a̶n̶g̶ - Going, surely. ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶u̶l̶i̶s̶i̶c̶ - Gone Soon Hakim Ziyech - Bust Knee ̶J̶o̶a̶o̶ ̶F̶e̶l̶i̶x̶ ̶K̶a̶i̶ ̶H̶a̶v̶e̶r̶t̶z̶ ̶D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶F̶o̶f̶a̶n̶a̶ - Going on loanRaheem Sterling - Been quite poorMudryk - Looks uselessBroja - MehNoni Madueke - Looked decent, but rawR̶o̶m̶e̶l̶u̶ ̶L̶u̶k̶a̶k̶u̶ - Doesn't want to be there and will be shunted out as soon cash is offered ̶C̶a̶l̶u̶m̶ ̶H̶u̶d̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶O̶d̶o̶i̶ ̶- Sold or loan, surely. Nickolas Jackson - No idea Christopher Nkunku - Looks promising. How the fuck can you spend that much and not have a midfield, a solid back four, a keeper better than avarage or a striker guarenteed to get you 20 a season. Madness. I think they'll struggle again this year as their scattergun approch has built a weird squad.

Probably does after the interest rate hikes affecting his buy to let empire...

THIS IS WHAT SUMMER IS ABOUT!

First band I ever saw live. I still have imprinted on my mind the look of absolute disgust and confusion on Keith Flints face as he was driven in the back door to be greeted at the gates by an eleven year old me with my mother as chaperone. He, I assume, knew the game was up at that point.

Mrs is at work late. Steak and Ginger Sauce w/Spinach, Miso and Yuzo salad.

Shut your whore mouth.

This is really interesting if you're looking for a differnt attempt to explain humanity. Some fuzzy logic at times, but fascinating ideas.

Where are folk planning on riding out WW3?

It was the 'You took me out for MY birthday at the steak and shake, haggled with the waiting staff for a 30% discount and I picked up the tab. so I paid for 70% of MY birthday meal' Glorious stuff, even excusing the shite maths as he actually paid 100% of the bill... Really enjoyed that.

Bolin went so far as to set fake Twitter accounts up to wind him up further! Wonderful stuff.

He's hit more bum notes than a billionaire wiping his arse with Benjamins,

Axel's singing since, maybe, the late 90's has been like watching Django playing like he still had five fingers.

60 year old man can't run anymore and looks shit in a kilt shocker!

Yeah, the fat, demented cunt can't sing anymore. It's been this way for years.

Not sure, you can get a chicken Parmo, which is pretty much the most non Italian Italian thing ever. One of those after a night out at the Bigg Market and he’d be besotted with Geordieland.

The only way that'd happen is if they got wind they can get Mbop from the Paris Globtrotters and need to raise cash quickly.

Our stratagy seems to be like Tinder, swipe right on anything that doesn't look like Ian Dowie and then hope they don't mind being taken to Greggs on a first date.

I would love to engage in congress with that sort. Wonderfully built.

Absolutly exceptional, top tier work, Mr Devil.

He runs a lot, but slowly. *trigger warning* He’ll be a bust in England.