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If Henderson ever tried to dive he'd never stop sliding, what an engine!

All this poppycock will cause another war. It doesn't matter if you pop or not guys, we are all foul bastards at the end of the day.

The great train robbery.

Gollum takes his first taste of the whisky. FFS!

O'Neill managing Northern Ireland, O'Neill managing Republic Of Ireland. A sign from the gods?

I like Lucas Levia, he makes me laugh and smile.

Manchester United has apologised after a 'swastika-style' logo was sent out to fans in a newsletter alongside the Nazi affiliated title "New Order". The similarities between the logo, which spelt out the letters MUFC, and the Nazi symbol were pointed out after United Uncovered was issued via email. Manchester United said any offence caused was "entirely unintended". It said the title related to the band New Order, and that the feature was about the club's young players. The statement, which was emailed to fans, said: "In this week's United Uncovered email newsletter, a graphic spelling the letters MUFC ran alongside a feature about Manchester United's younger squad members entitled New Order. "While the headline was intended to reference the band of the same name, it has been pointed out that the graphic had design similarities to a swastika which, combined with other connotations of the phrase 'new order', has caused offence which was entirely unintended. "For this, United Uncovered unreservedly apologises." The club's head of media David Sternberg responded to a number of complaints over Twitter. He tweeted: "The creative is completely inappropriate; we apologise unreservedly and are taking appropriate internal action." Link

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I also doubt Stoke fans would have genuinely believed they could sign Owen in '98. History doesn't play out the way the pundits tell it, and I think Owen was in some regards lucky to still be playing for a Premiership side at 32 given his injury prone nature and celebrity priced wages. Injury is one of a number of reasons that prevented Michael Owen fulfilling his truly great potential.

Did you want me to pray for you as well? The hurt is pouring out of you. Please confront your demons.

ChrisBonnie I pray you gain the strength to see the error of your ways. Hot ayre blowing everywhere. All I see is hurt.

Batter him into an abusive, more sinister Heisenberg 2.0, do it for your father Junior!

Oh Roy, what's are you talking about space monkeys for?!?! If he had said owls, that would have been genuinely funny and the team would have scored an extra 3 goals against Poland, but he mentioned monkeys... Fuck him and his face massaging ways!

"Roy Hodgson, know your role and shut your mouth" always brings a smile to my face

'allo owly

The amount of vitriol spewed at our manager throughout this thread is perplexing. And not just him, but his wife and daughter. Catch yourselves on and keep your celebrity private life exposés off this board. Personally I hold Brendan's statement in higher esteem than the Sun and will contribute no further comments to this thread.

After dear Patrik departed I became a vegetarian, deep down I knew I'd never have a Berger quite like my Czech mate. YNWA!

Thanks Josemi and Rafa!

A true Red, thank you Bjorn Tore Kvarme for blessing us with your Norwegian rock god of football ways. The stats aren't a code for anything, you live on in the banks of our memory, Anfield's little Norwegian prince, ride on!

If Hodgson could get England to the quarter finals there's a good chance the mancs would hire him, never mind winning the actual cup

I feel like he could have scored in the past couple of games I've seen him play in. Wouldn't be surprised if he bags one pretty soon.

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Those of you asking for Moyes to dismantle the mancs slowly, think of the pressure you are putting on him!!! Can't he just dismantle them at his own blistering pace?!?!?!

Until becoming Liverpool manager Rodgers couldn't really prove himself as top echelon, while this could be applied to plenty of managers, since his appointment I think he has put a solid structure in place and shown great desire to restore Liverpool to our rightful glory. Looking at the rest of the Premiership managers gives me a little confidence boost, nobody knows what Rodgers is truly capable of, if he has it in him to be 'top echelon' he'll reach it with Liverpool.

My brother got a copy from Amazon last Friday, didn't leave his house all weekend! I'm still waiting on a copy, mine was dispatched this morning.