ElishaScottBC

Fuck fat Sam, fuck the football gods and fuck those no good Diaz brothers, you die cockaroach!

It didn't go wrong, I will not be soul searching, this season has been one of the best I have witnessed personally.

You can keep your blueshite, make mine a Suso.

I'd let her know where she can stick her vote

Spring is here, time to rejoice new born lambs, Hear it whisper through the trees, the referee's a wanker.

Masons involved in a conspiracy? Don't make me laugh...

lol yeah right, but what's your excuse for hanging around men's toilets?

Super Sunday Goal Fest Slobberknocker! I believe in you Brendan, thank you for bringing me hope. Let's calmly decimate Sherwood's merrymen

I love this season!

Moyes record breaker does it again, first time Man United have conceded a goal in under a minute at Old Trafford.

To be fair I was a bit hesitant at first, like the others but Brendan recommended it so I thought it couldn't do any harm could it? After meeting Dr Steve Peters I'm really glad I did. #properlad #shoutouttodrstevepetersynwa

Man United fans actively wanting to lose while Liverpool fans cheer on Moyes to victory. Who am I and how did I get here?!?!

When Agger looks off guard, Skrtel looks strong, when Skrtel starts to mess up, Agger looks in control. Face it we have a strong defense prone to error, it doesn't outweigh the style of our team, if we changed up and played a defensive style you'd see how good they still are with more emphasis on their game. I can't praise the either of the two dedicated, fearless, diehard Liverpool FC players enough for their service. Every team in the Premiership would have them on their team if they could. Step up Prince Sakho your glory awaits!

If there is true conditions met for a replay, I think it would be shameful on Arsenal's part to not chase it up. People may laugh at the recent 6-0 but any team worth their salt would go back out on the pitch and replay the match in attempt to make up for their poor performance. To accept defeat when there is a chance of still claiming the three points, there's only one option in my mind. Should be interesting to see what happens, it as you say there are grounds for a replay.

You good humoured swede! Somehow I get the feeling you don't believe I participated in tungasuvvingat golf tournament or donated dogecoins to the recent winter olympic's jamaican bobsled team. Oh well I shouldn't feel too down, I can always cheer myself up with watching my fav bjorn gustafsson dvd.

Everywhere he goes, Hodger never knows The men in white coats are never far away Monkey in space growl, woy faced owl la la la la la wembley

Drink no tea and no coffee, i lose okay, just so you know I hope Coke releases Coke Tea & Coke Coffee whilst buying up all remaining brands on the market. Oh can I buy Coke Coffee in Starbucks?!?! Yes, yes you can! This is a world I one day hope to live in. This next beer goes to you mocha choca battes.

My mate Szymon seen his girl's no make-up selfie for the first time the other day, mad bastard tried to sue her for harmful damages till he realised it was going to cost him so he just dumped her and wrote 'pigslag' on her fb. Still, donated to charity the good lad.

Swedish comedy is good, I like Jamaican bobsleighs and Inuit golf also.

Trailer for the full feature length extravaganza, give me chills so it does.

The highest paid director at Liverpool was paid a salary package of £1.035m; it is presumed to be Ayre, as he is the only full-time director on the board of the club. The club's income showed a relatively modest increase to £206m in 2012-13 from the £169m reported for a ten-month period to 31 May 2011 in the previous accounts. That was mostly accounted for by significantly increased commercial income, up from £64m to £98m due to sponsorship deals, which are a priority for the managing director, Ian Ayre, under FSG's ownership. Ayre praised FSG as "smart investors" who continue to invest in Liverpool, with loans, "to realise the true value of their investment long term". He also said that with the much-improved performances on the pitch under Rodgers and increasing commercial income, the club is heading towards financial stability, although the 2012-13 figures show the deficit from not competing in the European Champions League. "These results demonstrate that the financial health of the club continues to make good progress," Ayre told the Liverpool Echo. "We have taken a measured approach to bring back financial stability to this great club by ensuring it is properly structured on and off the pitch." David Conn Guardian Respect to Mr Ayre, I'm having donuts for lunch today and was thinking of holding a 1 minute silence in work but instead I'm going to clap while sitting at my desk for 60 seconds. This is goes out to all the doubters, check the stats Ian Ayre has us second in the league! Worth every penny, YNWA!

yeh she's a talentless, attention seeking, tattoo'd, tramp, slutbitch, whore, victim. if i ever met her in person, i'd be too excited to speak, my cheeks would turn red and i'd grab the nearest object to steady myself. pint and a packet of crisps, she's the one for me.

If I was David Moyes I'd sack the team before they get the chance to have him fired. It's a deliberate set-up by the lazy, good for nothing players to drag this great manager through the mud. Tottenham were able to buy players with £100m so why can't Man Utd, sell the starting 11, buy a new team. Go Moyes!

Rumours circulated in the press about an alleged close relationship between anto and wendy, days later a story about communications between tone and staff member working for oz husband. Call it coincedence or possibly things will get a lot messier the next while for godfather.