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Hope arsenal get 89 points and come second.

Arsenal look very dynamic. We look absolutely pedestrian in comparison. Saying that, we could have conceivably beat them twice in the league this season with a fair bounce of the ball, and the league would look a lot different. It's a funny old game.

Yes but we're shit.

Did Klopp really turn Salah world class? Or would it have happened anyway? If he takes credit for making him world class, does he take responsibility for his downturn in form? Playing him miles away from goal and stuck on the wing the last two years seems strange to me. Plus he moved Trent and lost that dynamic on the right hand side.

The boy looks like he should be taking your order of sausages and chips at a motorway services.

That kid definitely tortures insects and small animals. And when I say insects and small animals, I mean servants.

Well this has added an extra bit of spice to the end of the season. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse!

Man City could win the double for the next 100 years and the media at large will still keep quiet about the cheating.

This whole talk about leaving the Crucible is bollocks. It's all part of the Saudification of sport - they wave money round and people like Hearn (both) and O'Sullivan come rushing over ready to sell their grannies for a few quid. Meanwhile, decades of history and prestige get torn up and thrown away as if it never really mattered because there wasn't "enough" money involved (whatever enough money is). The crucible works BECAUSE it's a small venue. It's intense. Intimate. There are plenty of tournaments in bigger venues. Let them have their empty stadiums and domes and bowls. Leave the tradition alone. Cunts.

Insane.... Lennon gave the guitar to a friend, who passed it on to someone “who took the guitar home, tossed it in the attic, and gave it nary a thought for decades"

Everton ending the season on a high. Great.

Suarez wouldn't have waited. Gakpo reminds me of this...

Makes me feel even worse. Thanks!

So we've got one forward who can't put the ball into an open goal, and another forward who refuses to put the ball into an open goal. Which is nice.

It's bizarre. What exactly is happening on the training pitch? "Play shit and do everything the wrong way."

I used to think he was the best goalie in the world. I'm not even sure he's the best goalie at Liverpool anymore.

Their manager is literally called dyke. Morons.

I'm excited. Are you excited? I'm excited. Can't wait for him to start. A new brush sweeps clean and all that.

Theres only one Nunez.... The Postman of Madrid.

Everton? Humility?

Good pod. Wouldn't be bothered if you didn't cover any of the rest of if the season, personally. Maybe an end of season pod/goodbye Klopp.

Salah. Great passer, great vision.

Yeah. He could have stepped down for health reasons and nobody would have argued or blamed him. Ljinders and the management team could have carried on for the rest of the season. My guess is we were unexpectedly doing well in the league, he saw a chance to win it and didn't want to let anyone down.

So, the farewell tour. Dumped out of the FA cup against Man U in embarrassing circumstances. Dumped out the Europa by Atalanta in embarrassing circumstances. Dumped out the title race by Everton in embarrassing circumstances. I hope Klopp tore a strip off the players last night. That's how they've repaid him for years of success. Imagine - IMAGINE - being outplayed by this Everton team, with a league title to be won.