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I would shove my finger up her bumhole & make her sniff it.

The latest is he is taking 'time out' from the band but the band will continue to make music. Apparantly a 40 date tour & new album to celebrate 40 years..... but without Malcolm ! ?

Me too. Have heard he & his family have moved back to Oz aswell. The band have a pact that if any member was unable to continue they would call it a day. This band have been a massive part of my life ever since I was 12. LFC & AC/DC equal top spot for me.

There's rumours that a press confrenece will be held today or tomorrow regarding the band having to retire. It's apparantly due to Malcom Young having a blood clot on his brain after suffering from a stroke. It's made him unable to play. Bad times. I just hope it's not true... I love this band.

I bet that Ms Bush's bush back then was indeed a 'bush'. With that thought, and because of her lovely knockers, I would've bummed her severely. And probably still would.

I've fallen into that magpie trap. Ever since someone saluted one and I stupidly asked what the hell they where doing. I do it all the time now. FFS.

Yes Champ. she'll even have the telly remote all to herself. So no doubt I'll be getting texts and calls asking me how to get it back on Sky, get it out of widescreen, get that red dot off the corner, record something, what to do when it says there's two programmes clashing and how to un-delete something from the planner.

I'm at a works do tonight & am staying over after it. Herself has got the right raving hump about it and barely spoke this morning. If it was her staying over for a night I'd just say "have a great time & enjoy yourself". It's not like I'm gonna get steaming pissed & be on the pull. Much.

Redcafe is a good read today !! But my face is hurting from smiling so much.

Well, that's Fingal Bay & Dynaste in for me in my Lucky 15.... need Big Bucks to win in the 3.20 now !

Poor start for me. Again.

It does but I'm edging towards Dynaste. Think I'll do Felix Younger, Fingal Bay, Dynaste & Big Bucks in a lucky 15. Or Unlucky 15 in my case......

Struggling to decide on what to do in the 2.40 today for a lucky 15 !!

What's the tips then lads ? Thinking of a treble Bobs Worth, The New One & either Big Bucks or Anny Power. Might throw a few quid in the Gold Cup at Last Instalment & Silviano Conti.

Donna Ewin, Sam Fox, Jo Guest, Linda Lusardi...... they all helped a teenage me if I had no jazz mags & it was before the interweb.

I caved in & subscribed at the weekend too. However, beforehand I rang Sky & got 20% off for the rest of the year.

She smelt very nice.

Oh, how I wish I could've found out !

I've met her twice. The second time, I saw right up her skirt. Her knickers were cream coloured & silky.

I must say that I find Eve Muirhead & Anna Sloan off of the ice bowling very attractive. I would like to see their bottoms. And knockers.

People getting served before me at the bar, when I've been there long before they have. Honestly, if I'm asked if I'm next & I know people near me where first, I always say.."that guy was before me". Friday in the pub and 2 people got served who were at the bar after me.... "Fucking hell.... am I fucking invisible !!" I said loudly. Both blokes & the barman apologised, but I was narked and just ordered my round. Cunts.

Fucking slow drivers. Cunts. I stick to the speed limits & on motorways I may sometimes go into the 90's.... but what's with these utter twats driving 10mph under the limits. Cunts. Utter fucking cunts.

I'd bum her senseless and pull her massive nips and slap her arse and lick her fanny and lick her ringpiece and oh.... just everything.

I'm only going to watch it if they show that Louisa bird pushing one out on the bog. Or even just showing her tits.

Beaton was shocking, fair play to the qualifier though, but the moustache-io'd one really let himself down last night.