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I actually thought that was the Thick of It, shame as it looks good.

Ayew escaped the most hated current team, he's an Everton player if ever there was one. Forward that will wind up opposition but never score.

No window is bigger than the club.

Not sure a lump sum would be a deal maker for a cash rich club like Brighton. It's only a story when purchaser is like Barcelona, Everton or I would now say Chelsea and there is concern they will go bust.

Watched a couple of episodes of that transfer show on Sky. Following agents around trying to pimp their players. PSG where trying to sign Fabian Ruis from Napoli, the Napoli president was funny. Kept changing the deal, gave them a time to call and when they did he was out sailing, gave them another time to ring that night and he was asleep. Didn't say how much he cost in the end but it sounds like he done them like a kipper. What the show makes very clear is that deadline day deals are for the desperate. It's easy to see why we don't get involved in such shenanigans. The thing with Bellingham in the summer will be over by mid June, if it's not he's not coming here.

Someone mentioned Chelsea not being in for him as a sign he's already agreed something. That makes sense.

The smart play would be to bid for Rob Holding and have Arsenal bid for Naby Keita. Then sit back and wait for Chelsea to call.

Always thought Klopp would get a tune out of him, he's a beast of human being. Call around Stamford Bridge tomorrow and check the skip, bound to be a midfielder in there.

I was thinking Sociopath but that's close enough.

In fairness I didn't reach that conclusion on just one post. I reckon there is a chance you genuinely can't see any issue with what you done, there is a name for people like that.

Is that true? He adopted a lad with learning difficulties that went on to commit rape? Stronts, being the massive cunt he is, uses it to try score cheap points? He doesn't need his uncle to discredit him, he does a fine job of that himself, pretty much all he's good at the cunt.

I'm not sure players stay fans in the same way normal people do. He was at Birmingham for years, his allegiances will lie there. May be different for Bellingham as liverpool or utd where never direct rivals of his but most players will have no more than a passing interest in their childhood team once they become professionals for another club.

What was the joke?

So far. At times he's made Fabinho look like Usain Bolt. Long term it will turn out to be very expensive.

Ramsdale or Pickford, neither have won Jack shit and act like they’re world beaters. Apziceulta whiny cunt Holgate wannabe hard man Kouma Digne Joelinton, fake cramp cunt. Fernandes Partey no means no Bernardo Silva little prick Havertz as per code above Hallaand stupid steroid face

Fucked up country. How thick do you need to be to be a copper over there? Literally recording your own evidence. Employ dopes, let the public carry bazookas and this is what happens.

Brighton will look weak if they allow him leave so soon after Trossard. I can't see it happening.

In fairness to our scouts we did identify and were prepared to pay a decent chunk for a kid with a handful of minutes. That could be a contributing factor to them leaving, they are bringing Saka and Caicedo to the club but the boss prefers what he already has.

City have the same lethargic vibe off them as we do. But for the freshness of Hallaand earlier in the season they would be down with us and Chelsea.

Anyone else having issues with the sound? I can't hear any fans.

You're judging someone you don't know on the internet based on the details he provided. Perfectly reasonable thing to do and you were right, he comes across as a twat.

Dyche is a good appointment if they stick with him and let him rebuild. As a person he's a decent bloke, has some Klopp traits about him in how he treats people. The problem is their players are shit, really shit and time isn't on the menu.

Imagine looking for a manager and giving yourself a deadline to find one? The Everton board should have asked the Everton board what they would do.

In the back of Hallands head.