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Cary Grant invented cool. Bogey a close second Connery, Newman, McQueen et al learned it from them

Yes.

I don't have that much patience I'm afraid. I'm waiting for series 4 of Cardinal to finish before I watch any of it.

Bosch series 6 is now up and available

One of the all time classics. Surpassed only by some of mooks ex-boss posts

When I was a kid, my lunch box was a paper bag with my sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper.

It's pretty good, but not Justified good. I'm not a big Titus Welliver fan but it's one of the better shows. Series 6 starts on the 17th

Rocky Road to Dublin I don't like Mondays

I remember seeing an old 50's Black and White movie starring somebody who wound famous later whose name at the moment escapes me. He was, I think, some kind of copper who went into a cafe frequented by ton-up boys. The camera showed the Triumphs and BSAs lined up outside the Cafe and the confrontation between him and the bovver boys inside. As he came out they all mounted their motorcycles. It then showed them riding around the hero in menacing circles in the streets. Except it was the Hendon police motorcycle display team in their funny helmets and uniforms on those strange old motorbikes that they rode with the leg shields. Hilariously bad. Tony or Stringy probably remember it

The the title of this thread makes me want to scream. It's either the weirdest or the most weird.

Can you copy it onto betamax for Tony Moanero

Top 5 punctuation marks?

Lies, damned lies and statistics. The only thing I came away with from my Uni Statistics course was that by using the most suitable data set and the optimum statistical analysis methodology, you can get any fucking result you want.

Now that we've seen footage about all the bodies piling up in the streets in Ecuador, overflowing mortuaries, Funeral Directors overwhelmed by the number of dead, mass burials in New York and all the rest of it, the "normal flu kills more people every year" brigade have gone very quiet

All of the usual suspects are having all the usual squabbles

The Journey of the Sorcerer gets a pass though if only because it was used for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Private Bonespurs has given himself a promotion?

Because they're human beans?

Has anyone had much experience with those halogen ovens? It's the only oven I have access to at the moment and whatever I try to do it seems to be great at incinerating the top while leaving the bottom uncooked.

At least it's got neither beans nor pineapple on it.

Yeah because none of them has already got a home office. It's just another excuse to get their nose in the trough

Until the 70s at least, the NHS relied very heavily on staff from the Commonwealth, especially the Caribbean and Africa

It's got a rating of 1.1/10 from 125 people on imdb so it's definitely not a classic! Final score stars Pierce Brosnan and is available on Typhoon if anyone's needing a time waster during lockdown