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jonnybastard

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  1. I take your point re legacies, but I was considering who would beat whom if they met when each fighter was at his absolute peak. Marcianos record says he beat Joe Louis, but would he have beaten Louis at his best? I think not. Same could be said for Berbick vs Ali or even Tyson vs Holmes. Personally I believe the Tyson who beat Berbick would have beaten any of the Ali opponents you mentioned. And Cooper? HENRY Cooper? Best in britain, but a long way short of world class. Can you imagine what Sonny Liston would have done to him?
  2. People from west lancs/east yorkshire, because of their stupid fucking accent. Giprats- they think it's ok to be scum because it's "tradition". Gingers, obviously. Wear a hat you orange freaks.
  3. The only fair way of comparing fighters of different eras is to consider them at the peak of their abilities, eg Dempsey when he beat Willard, Louis when he beat Schmeling, Ali when he beat Williams (first fight) etc. It is how bright a star shines, not how long. Tyson when he beat Berbick (who took Holmes the distance) was good enough to be in anyones all time top 5.
  4. Speak to each suspect individually. Say "I'm not accusing anyone, but do you know anything about my missing watch?". Watch the reactions carefully, the thief will react differently to the 2 innocents. You'll get that feeling in your gut that says "lying bastard". Go with it, over-react, bury the body under the patio.
  5. So in summary- Yesterday- NG "If you weren't with my friend I'd go out with you" Today- NG " You've left her for me? Can't you take a joke? I only said it to give me something to post on the GF." Tomorrow- Man alone in bedsit, clutching picture of wife and kids, grey pallor to his tear stained lifeless face. Unlit gas fire hissing next to a half wrapped christmas bike. Elsewhere a small child turns to mummy and says "is daddy a bummer now, mum?" There are some who'd call you a cunt for that nant.
  6. There's no questioning his experience, or his success. In fact it's comparable to the likes of graham taylor, jimmy hill, dave bassett etc. And I wouldn't want them cunts as manager either. No excuses oggy, kick and chase is not acceptable here, success that can be described as moderate or relative- is not acceptable here. What is acceptable is complete domination in the league and europe. It is not unrealistic or unreasonable- it is what we strive for. Don't tell me to lower my expectations, my eyes have seen the glory.
  7. I've found the best way to deal with anger is to put it in the box. When something or someone even a random thought pisses you off, don't think about it. Don't forget it, just put that bit of anger into a box. I know it sounds spazzy, but you will soon start to enjoy saving those bits of annoyance. The more you save- the more laid back you will be. Then one day, and that day will surely come, when you need it, you will have a big fuck off box full of festering rage, anger and hatred to unleash on the fuckers entirely for your own self defence. Derek Bird told me that. Works with voices too.
  8. Cack-handers are the spawn of satan. They should be forced to write with their right hands. We should stop pandering to the back to front freaks, they're just showing off. If they're not willing to fit in to our normal right handed society they should fuck off back to lefty weirdo land or wherever it is they came from. Back in the old days we burned them, and with good reason.
  9. PS3 is the better console and has far more potential. The 360 has reached its peak, until microsoft release their next half finished product. 360 are cheaper though, you can pick one up for £20 at bagrats.
  10. No. I'm just the only one with a receipt.
  11. It could be argued that the english spoken by Americans is the older version. For instance words like sidewalk, faucet, vacation were once commonly used in england and exported to america. They have retained them, whereas we have evolved the language, using pavement, tap and holiday instead.
  12. Search the internet for a 'local' news, find a story about a kiddy fiddler, rapist, whatever- depends how much you hate him and how big a cunt you are. Copy it, edit it to include his name and address, print and post copies to his neighbours as a friendly anonymous warning of the monster in their midst.
  13. 70 odd? Break her hip. Sounds extreme, but it will take her right out of the game. It's for the best, she'll soon be that difficult age- where they think others should wipe their arse as a reward for living so long.
  14. That word shouldn't be used. People read this forum and what the fuck will they think of us? Of the club we represent? That we can so flippantly use that fucking word. And like a spaz i quote it and it's there again. I feel so stupid i'm going to have to turn and run away. Not crying though. I don't do that.
  15. Fishing i suspect. The story just doesn't ring true. I mean a "wee village" with both indian and chinese restaurants? I live in a village and we struggle to sustain a pub never mind restaurants. And the mother distracting him so her daughter can steal sweets, not coffee, not bacon, not spirits or cigarettes, but SWEETS! Is there a demand for cheap dolly mixtures? Are bon bons good for a quick re sale? He's on a wind up.
  16. You keep your sweets at the back of the shop? Do what every other shopkeeper does- put them near the till, so kids and the bleckies aren't tempted to help themselves.
  17. As a youngster down the local am boxing club, you could spot the gipsyromatravellers (i am pc) by there purple underkeks (with traditional brown stripe). Just saying like.
  18. Both Jonny Ball and David Bellamy agree. Probably why they are no longer on telly.
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