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  1. General Dryness
    I knew there was a reason I called my cat Charlie. Its because this cunt is my new hero. Thats the cosmos fuckin' with shit, people.
  2. General Dryness
    Ahh, the magic hole. Can't see whats on t'other side, don't care whats on t'other side. In your head its Jessica Alba getting analingus off Kate Middleton. Glory days my friend, glory days.
  3. General Dryness
    And I think that just about nails it, for those of you that are overanalysing the situation.
  4. General Dryness
    Muse were good for 3 albums. Then they disappeared up their supermassive black holes. You like conspiracy theories lads, ok we get it. As for Mumford and Sons, banjos are for people who prefer sex with relations, and to use them in contemporary music should be punishable by death. See : Swamp Thing, Cottoneye Joe. I don't know if The Brit Awards ever had any level of respectability, but if they did, Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox wiped their arses on it. Whenever I hear Brits, I just think of those pair and I can't take the event seriously.
  5. General Dryness
    Its the biggest one I've ever seen!
  6. General Dryness
    Careful, the media might be reading this. "Racist Liverpool in Animal Cruelty Shocker : 'I torture cats in our dressing room when nobody is looking' says weird loner San Don".
  7. General Dryness
    Maybe the manager thinks its a good idea for players that aren't close to the squad to hear what goes on in the dressing room, so that at some point in the future they can get close to the squad? If they were messing with their mobile phones or just generally pissing about then they shouldn't be in there, but if they're just stood there listening I don't see the harm.
  8. General Dryness
    I think the forum will be good immediately if we bin you.
  9. General Dryness
    Or his more famous cousin, Franco. Edited to add : Lucky, just got in there before me.
  10. General Dryness
    Have you been drinking, Bruce?
  11. General Dryness
    We don't do subtlety here lad. Too smart for yer own good grumble grumble...
  12. General Dryness
    Struggling now. Apparently I've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours, you get some when I'm back in business.
  13. General Dryness
    Amiens to that!
  14. General Dryness
    No more tapwater for her, all Evian. Tho non for me thanks. Hope your Par is happy with that.
  15. General Dryness
    Its got a massive deficit of Major Tom in its favour.
  16. General Dryness
    You Nancy boys need to show a Lille restraint with these puns. What would your Marseille?
  17. General Dryness
    You forgot Havelock North. Although Hawkes Bay in general is a beautiful part of the country. In fact, New Zealand as a whole is a pretty special place, and I'm glad I decided to settle here. Thank fuck you're not representative of the population.
  18. General Dryness
    What you did there. I see it.
  19. General Dryness
    Topical, arf.
  20. General Dryness
    Helmet is right.
  21. General Dryness
    Fucking bang on. Had a look for the original on youtube the other day to see what every cunt was banging on about, and could I find it? Could I fuck. Theres about a billion search matches for Harlem Shake, and they're all some fucking slobbering jellyheads doing their "version" of it. Which are invariably shit. Which leads me to believe the original is also shit. So it can cunt off.
  22. General Dryness
    He'd never get bowled out LBW.
  23. General Dryness
    Before. Whilst I am most definitly male, I still would not wish to take the risk of pregnancy presented by the "Sex sex wee".
  24. General Dryness
    Bagsy before you at the bukakke party. A support act, if you like.
  25. General Dryness
    Fucking hell.
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