A Red

I get your point but it is still amazing. One day they will invent a plane to fly from London to New York in 3 hours

............playing their bingo the cunts

I think I like Starmer, seems good to me. Give him a Corbynite manifesto and he will lose, guaranteed.

Keep the dream!

I saw an astra convertible the other day, just didnt look right. I'd love a convertible sports car but but just 2 seats with dogs is no good. Seen some nice Mercedes 4 seat soft tops, so the dream is still alive.

This forum is becoming more middle class by the day. Soya milk, bread making, craft beers and fry ups without beans

I was going to suggest appealing to his better nature.......

Boy named Sue

This is the thing for me, I fucking hate people like this. She's doing it because she can not because it benefits anyone other than herself. You need to get angry, get sly and get even. Anyone who, without good reason, that threatens your livelihood and that of your family is a cunt of the highest order.

booo

I'm quite prepared to believe this. I'm in.

Where to start with this?

I'm quite happy to say that I wouldnt live in Africa and at least 2 further continents, Antarctica and Australia. None of them appeal to me.

I'm an international standard twat, i'll give you that. I'm not an agent of any type! Nor am I smug, if you were at my level of intelligence, you'd see that.

Just imagine it stig! Oh give me a homeWhere there's no Pope of RomeWhere there's nothing but Protestants stayWhere seldom is heard a discouraging wordAnd flute bands play The Sash every dayNo, no Pope of RomeNo chapels to sadden my eyesNo nuns and no priestsNo Rosary beadsEvery day is the 12th of July

I've never been so insulted, I'm a cunt but nowhere near the level of cuntery of an estate agent (holiday cottages)

Thanks, I dont know what hurts worse my bank a/c or ego. As an aside, if all this shit hadnt happened I was thinking of going over for the 12th.

3 sleeping tablets

You're right, its the best way, i shall be one now. It wont end well

Whenever I gloat or get above myself for something I get shot down. I should know better

I'm imagining the scenes when your mum asks you to clean your room Fuck off, I'm busting your balls

Its more than a little thing but I cant be arsed to find the rant thread. I realise this will make some smile but it gives me the opportunity to vent so win win. I've been looking forward to the government pay out for self employed people of up to 80% of monthly earnings for 3 months. Not just looking forward to it, indeed i've been gloating to some of my self employed mates about how I shall get a nice payout seeing as, unlike them, I have declared all revenue in my accounts. In fact i've been lecturing them as to what a good citizen I have been and dont they now wish they had been like me? "Still you know best" has been a favourite smug saying of mine. Now I find out that I dont fucking qualify for it, theres a cunt of a loophole that says if you make your income from property, despite paying tax on it, I dont get a penny. Not a fucking penny.

"Would you like a cup of coffee?" "I'm good." "No youre not, you've got no fucking manners!"

Its a hard sell