A Red

I've got one of him, its a challenging wank

Brilliant

Me, 6ft 1 & 90kg. You? Remember, I've seen you

At fucking least! Get a job you fat slob.

Killer pool is where its at, won £80 one new years eve.

You might have a job, be able to drive, have prospects, don't sponge off a woman and not at least 3 stone overweight but I bet you've never been to the match with Turdseye. Ha!

I did a jigsaw puzzle this afternoon, start to finish in 5 hours. Impressive, it said 5-7 years on the box. I'll get my coat

Trent isn't a sideways passer, he is always looking to push it forward in to feet or for a through ball/ cross. He's the best in the team at doing it. Playing him further up adds to the creativity not reduces it.

What did Kenny say the other night? "Football is a simple game complicated by people that don't understand it"

Thursday

Yes I'm off my tits with the old covid but I stand by, or at least a variation, of this. Play him up the pitch with less important defensive/tracking duties and you will see the most creative player in the premier league.

This is might be a bit mad. For me he is our most talented player and I want to see him on the ball all the time, so I reckon he could play in the front 3 in the Bobby roll linking the midfield. Yes it would involve him running around closing down but the other stuff he could do would be sensational. In my mad opinion.

An on form fit Thiago and we would have won today. Yes, I know.

I'm sat shivering in front of a gas fire in a caravan near scunthorpe. Life is great.

I'd like to go to achimore, or maybe rockymarcioni

Midfield, Coldbackie and Tongue, some interesting place names I live the opposite end of the UK but I think the wife might like it up there, I'll look in to a single ticket

She has a hot water bottle. Every night she recycles the water back in to the kettle the tight git.

I live in a modern age and have a non misogynist outlook on life. Who is to say its women's work? She told me to fuck off and that my sole contribution to Christmas by writing 6 cards wouldn't kill me

Writing Christmas cards. I fucking hate it.....looking up addresses, trying to remember their kids names, putting them in envelopes, searching about for stamps then finding fucking post boxes. Wrapping presents? Fuck

Is it? I've only ever driven past them.

Home Bargains based in Liverpool.

I didn't watch the analysis after the City game but I think the ref blew his whistle after waving play on because he thought Grealish was offside. He was actually trying to help them. Fuck em.

Ah well, thats that then

Fuck off, a couple of points for you. I'm not a Tory supporter although I've voted for them before and I'm certainly not defending them. My comments about who use food banks are based on me having worked in one and doing deliveries for the past 4 years. I am not playing down the need for foodbanks and my comment about fridges was to point out that many people live hand to mouth and it only takes 1, often small, unexpected event to blow their budget. Fuck off with your snide shit, I've got nothing to feel ashamed about.