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Einch

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  1. Once upon a time in a footballing galaxy far far away...Igor drove around in a white van which if memory serves me was a ford escort. I have never seen Igor's Millenium Falcon in person but heard about it at a home game towards the end of Geds last season I think. I have no idea why he was driving it or if this is some kind of urban legend. Mental when you think he was on over £20K/week.
  2. Purslow did the right thing when he voted twice against the cunts. He got in over his head when he started on his football manager ideas. His backing for Hodgson to get the job has put us back at least a year on the pitch when Kenny was the only man who could and probably would have got us back into the mix this season. As for the rest, done is done and we should only be looking forward now. The cracks won't ever heal if we keep opening up the old wounds.
  3. Have you driven any other comparable cars? How does this stack up against them. The M5 will need to be retired next year and I will want another 4 door rocket with a decent boot.
  4. The GT-R is a license loser. My dentist has one and his mate has a murcielago. He says that the GT-R is faster and better to drive than the Lambo. Crazy car for comparatively little cash when you consider the market it is competing in.
  5. I've never thought the beast looks bonkers really. It's a 5 series with extra big wheels, four exhausts, no front fog lamps and some side vents. That is all the visual difference and most people would not know one if it was in your rear view mirror. That was what appealed to me most - the understatement and the hilarious top speed once you get the limiter removed.
  6. Work is like wading through treacle with the odd patch of quicksand thrown in for shits and giggles. People, in the main are thick cunts, who want what they want when they want it without any concept of the cost and time it will take to do the job properly. So I have to work hard just to stop the fools from making a mess and costing the company millions in putting right what their lack of patience caused.
  7. Mrs Einch bought the Discovery (although I paid for it as usual) as kind of revenge for me buying the M5 even though my car was almost 2 years old when I bought it. Worst thing is the Disco' does better MPG than mine so I have no moral high ground and it is a brute for space and usability. We got an american style fridge in the fucking thing for gods sake and still had space for the other costco stuff. My younger brother and I took it for a long weekend mountain biking trip and it had no problem with some of the off-road trails we used. Unreal tank of a car.
  8. Discovery if I'm on kids duty or general stuff. M5 for work or weekend stuff without the kids. Mums V70 for menial crap like going to the tip or taking the bastard dogs anywhere.
  9. Thats class. My older brother brought a beat up ford escort van thing and used it for work for almost a year. His boss thought he needed a psych' evaluation.
  10. Do they know if any houses on that street or adjacent streets which are broadly similar in size and condition have been sold recently? If so they can use the land registry to search for how much the actual sale price was. Follow this link https://www.landregistry.gov.uk/wps/portal/Property_Search to take a look. It costs £4 per search but will let you see what was paid and no the estate agents wet dream numbers. I used it to save £17K when I bought my current house.
  11. Still not sure if this was a fishing trip or not by Johnny.
  12. If they win it do you think the old cunt will not make the effort to ensure the rat gets a medal? He will bully whoever he needs to and he will be telegraphing it for all its worth I can assure you.
  13. An eternity. There is absolutely fuck all to do in Coventry and about as much to see. You can't blame that on the blitz since other places got hit and have pulled their shit together and did something about it.
  14. I know the place. Compared to Bell Green Coundon was the Elysium fields. How long ago was this? It's been almost 15 years since I moved away.
  15. Where about in the holy city do you hale from young man? I lived in Bell Green and then to move to Finham after a while.
  16. I would not be unduly surprised if they lost the vote and I would expect Clegg to be all cut up and wounded on the surface for public consumption. He knows who is buttering hsi bread and he is not going to rock the boat too much so there is no real danger of the current agenda of hammering the wage slaves being pulled off course. I would much prefer it if we all disengaged from the current system and told the job lot of them to do one coupled with a few bank runs to drive home the point. That would make them sit up and take notice until they found a way to absorb this into their business models and got us in line again.
  17. Aye. Coventry is the pits and I can remember when it was one of the most violent cities in Europe in the ratings. Going out for a pint was kind of surreal in that you could almost hear the dice rolling to decide if you were going to need to do a runner when things got hot. Hull is grim though. I spent two months (not long I know) there and it was bad but not in the same league as Coventry.
  18. We were spending what money we had like a drunken sailor. Potential England player we were told. Having seen him play you know you want him in the England squad just to see him getting torn a new one every game.
  19. You make a good point but I have not fitted them yet so I should dig out my thermals and prepare for the worst I think. At least the wireless network extends to the garage so I will not be totally without the modern comforts I have become used to.
  20. I was driving Mrs Einch to the train station this morning and she says "happy valentines day" with a heavy dose of expectancy. She phoned a couple of hours ago to confirm when she wanted to be collected from the train station and I happened to mention she had a parcel here at which point she got really excited. What she does not know is that the parcel contains 2 x 2.5m garage door seals and I used her credit card to buy them because I was too lazy to find my own cards last week.
  21. Is it true that he gave a half time pep talk to his new squad? 3-0 up and then 3-3 at full time and looking like they were going to lose. Yes sir Roy you fucking imbecile you most certainly do not have any magic or gold dust to sprinkle but you have a copious amount of shit to shovel into your players to turn them into no hopers. Bad twat is Roy.
  22. Coventry is shit. I lived there for a while and will never go back but I have also worked in such salubrious locations such as Hull, Wolverhampton, Stoke and Dundee which are all part of the first circle of hell as far as I am concerned. The people in Dundee looked like they had been shat on. Regularly. And from a great height. Hull was fucking awful and the medics used the term NFH (normal for Hull) to describe the locals as shambling zombies with shit hair, shit clothes and the IQ of a lobotomised rat. Wolves was full of cretins and Stoke might as well be demolished - what a cesspool of inbred, webbed toe, mongs.
  23. What I don't understand in all this mess is why the thick bastards think they have a case. When we were debating this stuff here and across the other LFC fourms the consensus view on what was going to happen was pretty much how things turned out. We were in a corner on our arse and the ref was starting the count and this is exactly where the cancers wanted us. The only bids were going to get were la-la land stuff and low bids reflecting the financial position. Their case looks like a powder puff construct.
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