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I still can't quite work out how he missed so badly 1-on-1. Was he trying to kid the keeper? Opens his body, then tries to whip it near post? It was about five yards wide.

Still nothing about the rape post? Disappointing.

Charlie Brown over here.

Should've kept Elliott on.

I'm convinced Gasparini was in Father Ted.

Losing every 50-50. We just don't look as up for it.

Gasperini does not have Italian hair.

Elliott a bit unlucky to be hauled off with Jones and Tsimikas.

Haha, Crouch has to stand with his feet a mile apart just so he stays in the same shot at Jules Breach.

They're only lesser reams on paper.

Kelleher should've gone with his head there.

That Nunez miss was so far wide I assumed the keeper had saved it.

Typical. Everyone waits until a man's dead before making accusations.

No worries. My nephew's autistic, and this lead my sister to do a lot of research into neurodiversity. She realised loads of her own personality traits mirrored his, and got assessed. Bingo. She pointed out some stuff to me and sent over one of the preliminary questionnaire forms. I"d always thought she was pulling my leg when she said certain things I did were textbook ADHD, but I was ticking all the boxes. Been on antidepressants since I was 17, social anxiety, suicidal periods, thought I might be bi-polar, but this probably makes more sense. My brain just never shuts up. I'm trying not to research it myself though, as I worry it could affect an accurate assessment. I'd rather go in blind, so to speak. Been waiting since August. I said I'd go via Right To Choose, but they must have a massive waiting list.

I've been waiting for an ADHD assessment since last August. These kids need to get in line.

One for @Tony Moanero Portobello Road, from Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Yep. Remember the Kuyt goal against Sunderland? Ref blows, player taps it back so the keeper can take the free kick, and Torres pounces, squaring it to Kuyt. Everyone expected the ref to just call it back.

I can sort of understand why the ref didn't give the Gabriel one. We all know you should play to the whistle, but we see plenty of deliberate handballs from fouled players that are never given either.

Really struggling to give a shit either way.

He's great. I've just got to the point where he remembers he used to have a gay porn site called PokeAMan. He's like the Cheshire Cat, if he was a sex tourist.

Watching this right now. It's barking mad, but fascinating.

Sounds like the motto of a sperm bank.

I don't think much has changed. Still a three horse race, still hard to split the teams. Wasn't wanking myself silly when Arsenal and City drew; not throwing myself off a bridge now. Can I be a forum big dog @El Rojo ?