Saucepan

I`d like to hear more from his agent, that guy is hillarious.

Fucking Harry Redknapp!! I don`t know how he did this but he fucking did!, I`m sure of it.

Good player, good signing.

After last season I don't rate Balotelli at all. Still, I rate Benteke even less and would rather have us buy someone (anyone) else and give Mario another chance rather than buying Benteke.

Did I miss something or are the british papers now printing factual information?

12/13 one is still one of my all-time favorites, I think they got it right with that one. After that, not so much.

His feet allignment makes me nervous. It was the same with cissoko but his allignment (and play) was way way worse.

Fuck me, I actually had to google search for Jovanovic as I didn't remember who he was. Now I really wish I hadn't had done that.

A quick search on Konoplyanka on twitter results in a bunch of he wants 100.000 a week and links to Stoke and West Ham... If he ends up at in either club I'll be fucking fuming

I read this ( http://futbolgrad.com/yevhen-konoplyanka-banker-dnipro/ ) trying to find out and I stoll haven't a clue. Wasn't some part of last years failure due to the fact that we had been talking to the wrong representatives pr something?

Nobody is linking us with that Konoplyanka guy, wasn't the consensus last year that we would be back for him this year? His contract is ending right?

I still prefer having FSG as owners over some rich <insert nationality> billionaire idiot who does nothing but throw money at redicoulus transfers. For me that's cheating in the way of financial doping and represents one of the biggest things I hate about modern football.

This Prince Ali bin al-Hussein, is he the brother of King Abdullah II of Jordan? Who by the way is just about the coolest fucking ruler we have these days.

The only viable replacement in my oppinion would be Diego Simeone, anyone else and I can't see how that would improve us. Perhaps bring in Hyypia to sort out our defensive issues as an assistant coach.

Anyone have a stream for the Barca - Bayern München game?

I think, at this point, Gerrard is overrated by many of our supporters.

Ship him to America

It`s sheik Ben Redic Fy Fazan

I keep thinking there's some kind of "Balotelli code", some not yet discovered secret to get him to play like the player we all know he has the potential of being. The technique is there, the physique is there and he even has the pace. The great mystery is putting it all togeather and make it (or him) work.

His hair...

No, the corect answer is no.

People who listen to the Smiths beserve a stern talking to... And a brick to the back of their head

Crackhead.

It's Mario Balotelli time!!