Nelly-Torres

She's fucking shite, isn't she. Decent tits though.

"hey guys, smell my freedom and democracy gas, you mother!"

It's really petty by the Lib Dems and shows that their "Bollocks to Brexit" gimmicky slogan has numerous caveats applied to it once you dig deeper. It's a hollow promise. The plan is to install an interim government. Purely to prevent a no deal Brexit. This government won't be elected on a manifesto or a series of policy pledges. It'll be installed for one purpose. And Swinson's personal dislike of Corbyn (not his politics and policies which will be largely irrelevant in the scenario in which he'd govern) appears to be more important to her than bollocking Brexit. More Lib Dem lies and smoke and mirrors.

Correct. Wasn't Corbyn pilloried and called childish, immature etc when he refused to sit down for talks with May? Obviously, the same won't apply to Swinson...

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I'm kinda getting into this winning stuff malarkey. Long may it continue!

What's going on with the passing? And the basic control of the ball? We've been absolutely woeful with the ball. Just constantly giving it away. Under very little pressure. Matip and Salah have done alright. The rest have been utterly woeful

It's real footie. Not footie manager on the PC. Lovren will get next to no game time. He's done that to a lesser extent last season. He'll likely get even less game time this season. And he's 30. He's not going to want to sit around on the bench in the latter stages of his career. He'd probably only feature in league cup games. Maybe the FA Cup too. That limited game time is better going to someone like Hoever. We'll be fine. Hoever can play CB. Fabinho can slot in there for the odd game or two. Hasn't Robertson played at centre back for Scotland a few times too? Gini bossed it when he played there against Brighton. We'll be sound.

Eaten By An Escalator is just starting on Channel 5. I'll report back soon!

That look when you try to shoot up a mosque in Norway but come face-to-face with a badass 65 year old Muslim bloke...

Who's fucking arsed?

Rod's chatting utter fucking bubbles again...

Anthony Taylor from Wythenshawe awards a penalty.

The Mancs are still fucking bollocks. Chelsea look refreshed. Might just be a new manager bounce though.