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Bonnie Langford.

He's just unretired. Ha

Fury has apparently retired according to his Twatter account.

I agree on Spurs. Good team. Just solid everywhere. Pochettino looks a great coach in the making. A little bit of hybrid Klopp/Simeone going on. Wanyama has give them a bit more bite in midfield than last season. I also rate Son. He'd look good in a red shirt.

I think I've mentioned this before but, My Cousin Vinny is on Gold. A decent, funny film. 7/10 in normal circumstances but Marissa Tomei boosts it up to 12/10.

Rigobert Song is apparently in intensive care in Cameroon after suffering a stroke/brain aneurysm, according to reports.

What are you watching it on? I use MX player on an Android device sometimes. There's a subtitles tick box and it appears to auto find them for you.

Rules is rules. Unlucky Hungarian lads.

Suggestions that the Hungary referendum will be declared void due to an insufficient turnout. Sounds like their situation is similar to the rest of Europe - a small, but vocal right wing who mistakenly believe that they speak for their fellow countryman on issues of immigration and asylum.

Harsh on Burnley that. But..... Not offside though. AOC doesn't touch it. Koscielny made the only contact. And, it hit his hand, but the rules require a deliberate handball. It's a tough one to class that as deliberate. Bit ironic to have Thierry Henry discussing the ins and outs of such a goal though....

Oh, and get one of the black and yellow public taxis for a laugh. One I got was like the cars in the Flintstones. I coukd see bits of the road through the floor. I'm not sure they have an MOT system in Egypt yet....

I have. Years ago though. Pyramids and Sphinx are decent. As is Cairo museum. A walk across the bridges on the Nice is good too. Watching the mad fuckers hanging onto packed buses. Don't be surprised to see an ad hoc bed on the pavement as the residents sometimes sleep outside on the bridge as it gets that hot. Be prepared for smog. And not feeling too safe.

I'm confident, but not to the extent of making egg on ones face style proclamations of drubbing etc. I think it'll be a typical Mourinho effort. Stifle, dive, waste time, generally be cunts and then try to nick a goal and shut up shop. But, if not, if they go their up until now usual 4-2-3-1, I think we could have a field day in the spaces between their midfield 2 and back 4. They've conceded a shit loads of attempts on target and a few goals because Pogba and A.N. Other have lacked discipline in tracking back. Firmino up top, doing the dragging out of position stuff and Coutinho, Mane and Lallana/Wijnaldum flooding into the gaps in the box. Easy, this footie lark.

Wee fucking Joe! Stoke will still bottle this.

Breaking News: Grown men sending tweets to Merseyside Police to complain about Firmino and Mane doing a machine gun celebration is actually a real, genuine thing.

Biffs. Full of try hard out of towners trying to out scouser hate each other. Sweaty plebs.

People who drop subtle bragging about having an oak table into conversations. Show offs.

Milner Clyne Coutinho Henderson and Matip both had much better second halves though.

Fucking hell.

Cool as fuck. #ThugLife

What are we doing there? These haven't had a sniff here and we're playing ourselves into trouble and giving cheap corners away!

Playing like a team who want to win now. Hunting the ball high up the pitch.

Bobby F! Does fuck all all day, but still scores.

It looks like one of those performances when we'll able to tell in the first 5-10 minutes of the second half if we'll get anything out of this. They need to come out and play faster and more incisive football. Klopp would've got stuck into them in the half time break, you'd imagine. If we don't see an immediate bounce, they clearly don't give a shit and intend to coast through the 90 minutes. I'd take a point right now, if offered it. But, an early goal and they could crumble. However, got a feeling that one of ours will get cheaply sent off in the second half.

Better last 10 minutes. Still not good enough though.