Chip Butty

Found myself discussing the price of fuel at varying petrol stations with a group of similarly minded old goats, in the pub. There can be like a 10p swing between some stations, its a disgrace! They don't do 2 stroke anymore you know.

Daisy, photo’d on Saturday by the groomers after she’d had a full makeover. This idilic image lasted less than 36 hours as she was out in the garden, digging for god only knows what, and looking a total mess and then had to have another bath on the Sunday night. She’s 14, acts like she’s 4 and ain’t no lady whatsoever! The living room carpet needs washing for Christmas, now.

It’s Thursday night

She looks very, very similar to a girl I used to go out with back in the day, she had two legs, two arms and a head, as well.

She did pearl barley and mushroom, broth, tonight. Genuinely outstanding, I’d forgotten how ace pearl barley is.

God damn limeys

As long as they finish below 17 other cubs, I can deal with them finishing above Sheff U.

If someone could point me in the direction of this link also, I can then report these dastardly types to the appropriate authorities. I would be truly grateful.

Currently bottom.

Come froth.

She's not aesthetically pleasing and her back doors won’t shut properly?

Don’t.

Don’t lower yourself to his level.

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves with these totally prosthetic gags.

My favourite at the time was - police have issued a statement saying they are looking for a shotgun with a sawn off man.

Walls Vienneta, has really let itself go.

On the masterchef vibe, what a pair of insufferable annoying cunts Greg Wallace( the Danny Dyer of food) and John Torode, are. Agree what’s been said about Torode, the way he eats, speaks and breathes, what an annoying twat he is. One Saturday morning briefly watched a show with him and his wife, whilst she’d well get it, she has the annoyingness of that Anthea fucking Turner. not sure there is a more annoying celebrity couple out there at the minute. PS.

Lad, if Alan Ladd was scouse lad, swear down lad, the use of the word lad, lad, would be mental lad. Telling ye lad. Or summ’at like that, tha’nose.

Very true, you don’t need a parachute or life guard, to do fuck all. It also promotes the decarbonisation of the planet and reduces your carbon footprint.

Every god damn second has been sheer bliss, though for a single moment of his - the count to 6, on the back of team bus, gives me the greatest smile.

Not many people are aware of this, but, da Vinci, is Latin for ‘do fuck all’

It’s been medically proven that it’s good to do fuck all for yonks.

Whoever that sympathetic lick arse Liverpool fan they had on, on Merseyside, wants gobbing, the treacherous little twat. Spent an hour sympathising with the fuckers. Knobhead.

Now I know how J R Hartley, felt.