Chip Butty

Twat 2-2

Watford fuck up and gift everton a walk in goal 2-1

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees 2!

Two great saves one after the other by the watford keeper

The goodison faithful really getting behind their team here

Fuck, that should of been 2-0

Get the fuck in there!

Apparently Sam Allardyce has a way of getting around this and FA rules. At a price of course.

I'd be chuffed if the chelsea/manc finished a draw. You look at the league table and for as shite as we have been, we're not far off 2nd, let alone 4th. Spurs after all said and done are the best thing since sliced bread are an unsurpassable 4 points ahead of us.

Interesting, as that manchester united player was taking the corner, there were a number of the chelsea fans doing an impersonation of Gareth Hunt and showing the manchester united chappy, three types of the finest coffee bean,

That was a perfectly good own goal that was disallowed.

Everton have red on their kit, this officially must be the end of days for Evertonians everywhere. This is like red Christmas tree baubles, times a million.

I'm in a quandary - watch the game that has more bearing on us and be the bigger footballing fan and focus on what matters to us in the league and watch and prey for a draw or, lean to my vindictive piss taking side and watch the shite game. I wonder what would Elton John do?..........

David Unsworth, the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley.

There is only one thing worse than the acts of these perpetrators - its those morbid voyeuristic vultures that walk around incidents like this, filming them and then rushing to 'be the first' to post it on some shitehawk social media group. Wankers the lot of them.

Wooooh there lads, it was either packin in meat for a month, or packing in ale and I was deffo not jacking the ale in, so we did a month off the meat, then grew into it. But ye, it was me bird that made me. Gods honest your honour. I'm working late tomorrow as I've got a big install going on, so won't be getting to the ground till late, so don't think am making it before the game. Soz lads.

What a moron

I'd be devastated if it was Jack Hargreaves. I'd be so, so devastated if it was.

We could sell them for animal experiments.

How about the odd stopper-of-scorey-fella's?

Sorry to hear about that fella. With the Tory's having a hold on the NHS and that twat Branson having a hold the on the GP service, this country is well fucked.

As has Bullet Baxter

Got a txt of a mate congratulating Everton for having to spend an extra hour in the relegation zone due to the clocks going back.

I'd start with Solanke, Oxo and Grujic in the team. Maybe even be bold and start the left back we bought, whats-his-face.