Chip Butty

Staying 1-1 gives us the best of both worlds I guess. Though a cheeky plastics goal near the end would be quite nice.

Ha! Get in there, pens and Arsenal eh

Awful miss

You're not wrong, but I'm more influenced by what bench we can put out, than predominantly who is the starter in the 11. Go back to that nearly year and even with half the bench we have now, back then - we probably would of held out and won it. I think thats the consistency we need, each player called in, is at, or near to the player he's replacing. Once we get that consistency, then the rest should hopefully sort itself. As for Coutinho, right now I'd be more worried if a Lallana or Salah was looking to leave. Probably sounds daft, but thats how I feel. This Keita lad as well looks a player that whilst not having the trickery of a Coutinho, can potentially offer us more consistency as a team over a season. I could be way wrong, but I'd rather once we get back to where we'd all like to be, I want us to stay there and rather than peak and trough, be consistent in the wider context. I could be wrong tho and we turn to shite once the little treacherous twat leaves..... though I think there is more about us these days than just one or two players.

I think we already are, we just need to be more consistent, which as we know is the mark of champions.

Which is a bit gutting as I so wanted to hear him say, welegwation fwight

I fuckin hate the derby and more so now its a cup game. I can only see copious amounts of alcohol prior to the game getting me and my derby day nerves through this. Having said that, as long as we win, I'll be fine.

Its all bollocks I reckon. Personally, I'd like to be a fly on the wall of the New Balance marketing board meeting room after all this Nike shite, broke and see what their reaction was. Considering the relationship with Henry, Warrrior and their tie ups with us. I dare say a digging in of heels may be even more evident now, than it was in the summer.

And when he was born

I saw enough yesterday that tells me that he'll be a major asset to us in the run in and a first name on the team sheet player. I also begrudgingly have to admit that probably England will get a lot out of him this summer, due to the timings of course, and absolutely nothing to do with the current England managers ability to be a manager of any worth.

How is anyone meant to take anyone serious at all, when people persist in not starting with Lallana in their hypothetical team line up. Quilts

He's irreplaceable, we're fucked. Panic.

Unless they say we're offering them out, I'm not arsed.

Me and her sitting in making our own pizza's. I'm making the dough this avvy and we have a selection of toppings. Probably be in bed by 1, if that.

I like the "you'd have to be stupid and retarded to pay the £15 for the breakfast" line

The Battered Wives of the Winslow

Sensible drunks are the worst kind of drunk. They're just no fun.

Outstanding for 51

If you're 'up' then you're not truly drunk. Surely there must be a drunk draft, quim, thread?

And thats why he won't get knighted, because he bought Nicky 'Whoosh' Tanner.

Pete Best will be so pleased.

So has Carragher. Oggies like, but scored none the less.

In our out of context, that's one hell of a line.

Very true. I'm sure those in here will keep their head when all around them their are those losing theirs. Naaah.

Ye, but beyond that, the viaduct, the roads and being able to walk safe at night - what have the americans ever done for us?