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He's a lost cause Stu don't bother. He's read a few tin foil hatted pronunciations on the Internetz written by illiterate imbeciles, misinterpreted it, misrepresented it, divided it by mong and come to a conclusion of advanced stupidity. That's the problem with the Internet, or should I say open access, idiots don't have the cognitive wherewithal to process, let alone deconstruct, what is actually being said and they proceed to quote it verbatim as fact without any understanding of its implications whatsofuckingever.

So Exeter RUFC are to hold a minute's silence in memory of the sainted Hilda, their opposition? London Irish, do they teach history in Devon?

Er, Simon, is this your new user name?

Short answer, no. There is only one giant club in Germany and cyclically they have challengers, they just buy their best players off of them, see Lewandowski, that's not mentioning the others they sell year on year, a good offer for Reus or İlkay Gündoğan and they'll be off as well, shame as they have a nucleolus of an amazing side, shame Kagawa went last year. They are the equivalent of Arsenal or Valencia in terms of world standing. Klopp is awesome, but he'll have tempting offers soon and may bite. Germany is experiencing a boom at the minute and Bayern will do their best to destroy that.

Fear not it wasn't actually about you, but you made me remember numerous occasions where I've been stuck behind some tramp, invariably on a mobilty scooter, thrusting hand full after hand full of tickets at 'Julie', they're always called fucking 'Julie'! Then proceeding to buy an entire benefits claim worth of tickets for the coming week. I don't mind the lottery, never played it myself, but it's the people who have a genuine belief that 'It could be me' that fucking annoy me. In my cull they, estate agents and recruitment consultants would be first against the fucking wall.

I hate cunts that queue up at supermarket kiosks with hundreds of old lottery tickets, or looking to buy every type of variant the lottery has. Just get over it, you will never be rich or beautiful and your days will be spent living in fetid squalor before dying alone and stinking of your own piss, probably that of your only other earthly companion as well, your cat/dog. Get out of my fucking way, I have things I'd rather be doing than watching your desperation for a quick fix solution to your shit life.

If it was up to me I'd fire it towards the Sun, surely we have the technology?

My word, my fucking head hurts. Champagne and dancing until dawn. She still dead?

Lurtz if that's serious, which I assume it's not, then fuck 'em, the shadow of what that fucking cow did can now dissipate, but don't try playing the cool card on this one. That horrible fucking human is dead, good!

Fuck off you retarded fucking imbecile. Manchester was effected as much as liverpool, liverpool maybe more visually so, and that's nothing in comparison to some parts of the country. So, well, er, in fact just fuck off die you sub sentient bottom feeder. On the minute of silence; damned if you do, if it's applause we'll remain silent, if it's silence we'll create the biggest vitriolic symphony, doesn't matter which end of the East Lancs you're on. Fuck her! Edit: I'm quite pisssed , as promised to my grandmother.

I'm four pints in and I'll be dancing until my feet hurt. Rot you horrible Fucking cunt.

My two-penneth, without being disparaging, is that's it's quite dull really and only really of interest to those involved in the actual selection process. There is no reward for participating in the vote; maybe offer those that vote a Twix say, or maybe a Kitten, fuck, I don't know, but it has all the appeal of being Philpotts character witness.

Try THIS, seems it's still in the glitch stage though.

Yup!

That's a splendiferous thing to do Bruce, cheers for enlightening my luddite self with this invaluable information. You know what, you're welcome.

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A self congratulatory bunch of berks with far too much disposable income and far too little self awareness.

Imagine the stench of the fucking gaff after these semi-feral, gormless cunts have been rutting like demented Bonobo Monkeys? Fucking horrible, I'd burn the house, street, town and fucking county down just to be sure these half wits and their filthy cunting, smegma fuelled, depravity carnivals never infect rational humans. Horrible fuckers, I'm genuinely feeling queesy.

Shite. Morrisey never really captured the feeling of anger and self loathing he did with 'The Nosebleeds'. Anything that came after was second rate. *Strokes beard and stares almost pityingly in to the middle distance*

CHEAP AS CHIPS takes a couple of hours, just take a good book and a couple of G&T's.

Any fool know that all she has to do is double drop the pill before she comes on for a full on, blood free, fuck fest. You lot and your knowledge of feminine lure is abysmal at best!

In 'Friends Of Ham' now. Good beer and dead shite, aceomness!

I'm here til I fall over, so foods good. Cheers R, ou est la sis? Leeds is becoming a beautiful little place.

Yes, you philistine cunt. It would probably be an English Rose infusion; tea pot and loose leaf. Die in shame you uncultured peasent retard.

Bump! Right you Leeds filth I'm here again for the day. I'm in Brew Dog now, yes I'm amazed civilisation has gotten this far as well! Anything new in Leeds that we should investigate? As with the last time I was here no culture necessary... Ps I'm on the look out for Toms sister.