Mudface

I just feel sorry for all the Reds who paid good money to go and see that shite.

Exactly, the fear of rejection (or even outright humiliation, teenage girls can be absolute bitches) trumps the potential gains.

And pray.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-new-cases-rise-in-36-local-authorities-in-england-12019667 Some of the rises are relatively small, but most of the first 10 on the list are pretty worrying-

There are 2 million people shielding, that's not going to work unless the rest of the population are in lockdown.

Looks like it, yeah- the 7 day average has been around 120 or so since the 23rd of June, fitting in with the average daily infections not really moving much from early to mid June. 7 day average daily infections have gone down by maybe 20% since the 23rd so presumably deaths over the next couple of weeks will follow the same trajectory. If you hover the mouse or click on the first chart here, you can see the figures each plus the 7 day averages- https://coronavstats.co.uk

Four fingers of Fudge is just enough...

Here's the full 'ad' (Amy Schumer alert). I haven't tried Circle Jerky since I was a kid-

That can't be a real Evertonian- they usually know our own business better than us and we clinched the title by virtue of a 2-1 City defeat, not a 1-0. Mind you, the rest of the desperate straw-clutching and celebration of a worldwide pandemic apparently created by an Evertonian god is spot on.

Well that's fair enough, it obviously couldn't have been done by anyone else, and everyone with a second holiday home will sympathise.

About that... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jul/01/leicester-outbreak-driven-by-infection-rise-in-under-19s-says-phe-report Fortunately our ever competent government is going to release 'detailed guidelines' about schools re-opening in September. I'm sure they'll be rigorous, well thought through and won't in any way be used to have a self-defeating pop at unions and teachers.

Reading between the lines, he's probably already signed for them and been loaned back to avoid a PR storm.

Thinly disguised come-and-get-me plea. He'll be at Man City before the end of the month.

Kepa is a fucking weak 'keeper.

And Chelsea get a penalty straight away. Twenty out of the last 88 games won, but he is a winner.

Ugh, is that 5 to 10 secs, or 5 lots of 10 seconds each? A friend of my wife's vomited when they did her test, I was going to make a remark about practicing deep throat but thought it best not to.

Yeah, the second one was a bit of a disappointment, although it seems to have been more favourably remembered in retrospectives. It's probably actually the best one for gunplay, but has nowhere near the atmosphere of the other two. Anyway, the trilogy is immense overall.

Wow, this is astonishingly bad, even by these cunts' standards. The obsession with day-to-day PR and news management is purely down to Cummings and the Tories' desire to get cheap plaudits for Johnson through the likes of the 'Super Saturday' headlines in their pet propaganda sheets. It's a public health crisis for fuck's sake, not a political game.

Do you get the add ons/ DLC included too? Burial at Sea for Infinite is fantastic, and Minerva's Den for the second game has a very good rep.

It's screen shotted in Tweets further back in the thread. Just the usual exaggerations, half-truths, outright lies and conspiracy theories.

Stevie who?

Sounds brilliant- do Graze offer that as an option?

Brilliant lines-

Wow, the last shreds of the US's reputation for not being utter cunts has gone- https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/30/us-buys-up-world-stock-of-key-covid-19-drug