Dr Nowt

Sending an emissary to vote for him no doubt.

They should have Scunner Campbell backing the Yes vote and Supergran the No. Have The Big Yawn and Sean Connery weighed in on the Better Together side yet?

Like the sound of that BBN. With most others as you say it would become over-analysis, but as his whole routine is about deconstructing comedy and his own act that won't kill it as he deliberately already does that, and in written form you can choose how long the gaps between each word are and whether to skim the numerous repetitions of each line. Win! I think he takes comedy to places no-one else has, it's really ambitious stuff, but even as a big fan he can be fucking irritating and frustrating to watch. Bill Hicks's 'Love All The People' is similar. Just can't get on with his delivery no matter how much I admire him, but in written form it's perfect.

Too right, he'd have a lot of reversing to do on claims like I'll quit boxing.

"...estate for the copious amounts of unpaid dental work brought on by lifelong poor nutrition, and setting the next trailer down on fire for having sex with his dog?

She said she wouldn't Nightcat. Sorry.

Probably worth re-posting this given the fight's been made.

Rodgers has called him "the moral conscience of the team". That will please those none so keen on the manager.

Being fair though, it's also easy to forget how poorly we played during much of that start. The second halves of a number of early matches were abysmal, we looked like we were running in treacle and it was all very messy. Southampton at home was rancid and Hull away was right up there with our worst performances under Brendan. It was only really Spurs away that we started to look like we truly belonged up there and weren't just flying by the seat of our pants knocking over tomato cans at home. A big chunk of the fanbase harboured doubts until then. I don't think we'll repeat last season's effort, certainly not the goals, but this year's win away at Spurs was far more convincing than anything we served up in the first handful of games last time out.

So your Balkan at taking it any further? Can't believe it.

Bet Gibson called her Sugar Tits for that.

Looks like Richard Keys tubbed Jimmie Krankie.

Deepak Dave, Wanka Burgess, Benny Bender, Tom Amato and Shakya Muff were the non-famous classics that spring to mind, along with Randy Baumgardner, which is also the name of a member of the Colorado Senate. Fuck me we had some times on that Helpdesk. To be honest Nigel Panther beats them all, just for the combination of a dull name with something as rocking as Panther. Malcolm Hercules.

I worked with James Bond. Every single day it was said to him without fail, was tedious even to listen to it. I've still got his number. It's 007959345089.

Eubank Jnr for me too. Loved both Benn and Eubank. The latter's just a natural born eccentric who pissed people off royally back in the day but helped light up the sport. I remember watching fights of his in pubs and most people in there hoping he'd lose. He had a chin like Froch's and no little talent, when he could be arsed to extend himself. Horribly symmetrical given their rivalry that both he and Benn were involved in separate tragedies in the ring, which they walked away from but did so leaving the best part of what they were as fighters in there.

I think about Moyes at United how I think about being young, going out and getting up to all sorts off the lead. The fucking times we had together. How can it ever be as much fun again.

Sofia so good?

Apparently the problem stems from him wanting to sign Martin Ødenodehurdygurdy, but an as yet unnamed club already have a deal wrapped up as they were willing to offer his family lifetime access codes to Microsoft Excel. Don't know much about the kid to be able to judge if he's worth such an outburst.

Cornish or cheap imitation?

TK's ratings? Tongue in cheek posting 9/10.

I laugh at you.

That's just his good points.