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Dr Nowt

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  1. Dr Nowt
    Probably best have a quick look on Amazon first mate. Just in case.
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    Imagine if you could express neat Bucky from your udders. Navigating buses in London would be a fucking nightmare.
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    I preferred it when you said you'd have teated him, NV. A foaming Scotsman suckling at your nipple would be a glorious thing.
  4. Dr Nowt
    Is that a euphemism for Oyston's cock?
  5. Dr Nowt
    Nipples.
  6. Dr Nowt
    Yeah, Paul's famous on here for being pessimistic like.
  7. Dr Nowt
    It's physically impossible to watch that video past a minute. LIke Rooney standing in for one of the presenters of Rainbow and putting on his best Australian voice. Fucking retard.
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    Things are gonna get worse nurse I ain’t optimistic I’ve got a mouth like a purse nurse and a bungalow smelling of piss and biscuits
  10. Dr Nowt
    Solksjaer's philosophy that he's not a snivelling little goblin who's hopeless at management was evidently firmly at odds with Tan's thoughts on the matter. And everyone else's.
  11. Dr Nowt
    How Manchester United attracted people by paying them fuck loads of money.
  12. Dr Nowt
    Bonus, didn't realise I clicked 'Superior Suite'.
  13. Dr Nowt
    Which wing do I get to sleep in and do I need to bring a dust mask?
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    You know when you've been Vincent Tan-goed.
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    I put "Tim Sherwood's inane face" into Google, to obtain a suitable facial expression I could reply with, and the first returned search was:
  17. Dr Nowt
    Looking forward to their European pedigree being displayed once again.
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    It's a good job 'Big Sam' didn't make a huge play of taking points from teams who played a midweek European game during his all-conquering Bolton days. Did anyone know he had Jay-Jay Okocha playing for him there?
  19. Dr Nowt
    She does when she's locked in a car boot, hog-tied. Well, "cowers" may be more apt.
  20. Dr Nowt
    That move's worked out brilliantly for them.
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    There's an African restaurant called 'Somalia' in Leith, with a sleeping bag crammed inside a small cupboard in the kitchen, and it finally transpires no lies have been told about where he lives. 'Claro', as they say in abroad.
  23. Dr Nowt
    More Purple PRICK than Purple Bricks. Just off to kill myself lads, cheers now.
  24. Dr Nowt
    The MIL wants you out the way so she can suck his nutsack again, Pesti. It's crude, obvious and puerile of course, but by god we've all thought it.
  25. Dr Nowt
    He's the lyrical gangster.
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