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Your gay nose.....obviously.

It means your gay. Sorry.

Melons told me to 'cunt off' once. Does that count?

Im at work so cant link any more Youtube vids....but have a search for 'Nathan Flutebox Lee'. Will embed some more vids later for all you lazy mofos.

Not sure how many of you out there are interested in this but im fascinated by it. Here's what I think is a particularly good clip. Ignore the waffle and skip straight to 4 min 10s where he starts his tune. Fuckin' awesome. Also love the 5 min 50s mark where he sings over the top. [YOUTUBE]V8mlSWWZ9zQ[/YOUTUBE]

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Cringeworthy.

Cunt off you useless streak of piss.

I cry a little inside at every game that passes without Dirk's name being sung properly. Surely we can come up with something that will stick?! Let me suggest this. In the tune of 'Shout' by Tears for Fears: (huh hummm) Kuyt, Kuyt Dirk-y Kuyt He is the Red we cant do without So come on, score us a goal, come on Let me preempt the comedians who will replace 'cant do without' with 'CAN do without'. Its not funny and its not clever.

Its not my website, I saw it posted elsewhere. I agree the design is woeful. If people read it though and take in the information then its worthwhile.

My bad. PLUS i cant edit my posts at work for some reason. YANKS OUT

I did post this in another thread but thought it would be best on its own for everyone to see. Forward the website onto every Red you know...and tell them to do the same. Lets educate the masses.

Nice edit, NN ;)

Alright, alright.... Jen Bohnson. That better?

Glohn Jarnes.

Sorry if its already been posted. YANKS OUT Forward the website to any Red you know and tell them to do the same. Time to educate the masses.

I like cock teasing. It makes my willy do a dribble.

When I was younger there used to be a kid called Jonesy in my class who gave a killer chinese burn. Beat that.

When I was about 14 I tried to poach a couple of fish fillets. They were stuck together so I tried to lever them apart using a spatula WHILST they were in boiling water. The saucepan tipped and boiling water went all over my chest and left arm. The had about 5 medium sized blisters filled with puss on my left hand and a MAHOOOSIVE puss filled one on my chest. A couple of days later at school I was feeling a bit better so had a kick around at lunch. One pass came about chest height and for a split second I forgot about the blister on my chest. I actually heard a splat as I chested the ball....and on inspection the blister had burst and I was drenched in puss. True story.

Bought a couple of cars off autotrader. Never had a bad experience. Ive bought a car with no service history before and couldnt have been happier, but ive also bought a car with full service history and it was a pile of shit....can go either way really. When im going to look at a car the first thing I do is check the oil cap to make sure theres no white mayo type stuff on it (if there was its a sign of water leaking into the oil). Then I go to the back of the car and look down both sides one at a time to see if the body is nice and straight. Have a good feel inside too. Check all of the footwells and carpet to feel for any damp...check the roof lining and boot for damp too. In an older car make sure its had a cambelt/timing belt change at some point too.

Someone I used to know claimed to have sucked his GFs used tampon! He said it tasted Zinc-y.....like a zip. Anyway Im sure you'll be pleased to hear my missus gets uber-horny during her period. She wont have me touching her down there though so she literally sucks the life out of me. She's like a woman possessed. Now back to your dilemma....the most concerning part for me is the fact your bird started and then didnt finish the job. Thats just cruel.

We did win it. End of.

Penguins in disguise.

I just jellied my pants.

Your just jealous.