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  1. SammyAftershave
    http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9193/beebeardje7.jpg' alt='beebeardje7.jpg'> [/img] I'd really like to pick one of these babies up to compensate for my diminishing good looks. But I hear they're just so difficult to condition.
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    Doubt - Creepily compelling. Fuck Kate and Anjelina, the real 'acting' gongs should be a three-way fight between Meryl Streep, Marisa Tomai and Melissa Leo IMHO (although I'd give Marisa the nod for being such a hot tamale). A shout in for Phillip Seymour Hoffman who is very seldom less than excellent. Intense and effective psychological thriller. 8/10
  3. SammyAftershave
    http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5742/timeoutfilmvs5.jpg' alt='timeoutfilmvs5.jpg'> [/img] You can open it on any page and find something interesting. It's even better than the telephone directory.
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    I see dead people (but not on date's).
  6. SammyAftershave
    Good shout.
  7. SammyAftershave
    I doff my cap to you Sir. Outstanding post. Repped.
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    Phil Neal. A face made for radio and a voice made for mime.
  9. SammyAftershave
    Is that a 'bald' wig or a bathing cap he wears? It must cost a fortune.
  10. SammyAftershave
    I once met a weirdo that introduced mushrooms (not magic ones) into their scouse pan, stranger still, I used to know an auld Liverpool sea dog who was married to an indian woman who, one drunken Saturday afternoon, served a gang of us up with her particular 'recipe' that included the usual ingredients with the addition of rice and spices cooked into it. We all got the shits. Exotic, but wholly inappropriate. Thirty years on, I realise she may have just been fucking with our young impressionable minds...and arses.
  11. SammyAftershave
    My sideburns rule, I merely exist in-between them and have to deal with that realisation on a day to day basis. It's a hard auld station but I sometimes go to mass to relieve the anxiety.
  12. SammyAftershave
    Are you a girl or a boy? I feel this may bear a significant weight on the perceived offensive comment.
  13. SammyAftershave
    I would gladly bum him through the physical medium of Keith Chegwin. Then again, I'm pissed and have just almost set fire to myself and the house. Beardy cunt!
  14. SammyAftershave
    Slainte Bhoy.
  15. SammyAftershave
    It's marginally more gratifying than watching one of those 'Celebrity Twats on Ice' reality shows for two hours I suppose but that's hardly saying much is it? Mogadon for the eyes and soul. If I was on a long haul flight and had the choice of either of the above, I'd turn off the set, close my eyes and just think about stuff. Far more entertaining.
  16. SammyAftershave
    Don't bother with Southampton mate, it's fucking gash!
  17. SammyAftershave
    Diddling is the new cleaning/dusting/washing-up. My shares in Marigold gloves are escalating!
  18. SammyAftershave
    They should be made to run the hamster-wheel 24/7 before being subjected to death by du-du! In a 'karma' sort of way.
  19. SammyAftershave
    Done.
  20. SammyAftershave
    Bingo!
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  22. SammyAftershave
    You truly are a man among men. Fancy a bum?
  23. SammyAftershave
    I very much enjoyed Slumdog Millionaire but I suggest you watch: Cidade de Deus (2002) at least before giving 'Slumdog Millionaire' such a grand title. Watch it, feel it, deal with it (from the comfort of your comfy chair, of course).
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