Dr Arthur De Sabre

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He took the piss in sexlives of the potato men. Don't think I'd ever seen him on anything but business lunch until then

Can't stick amstel after getting ripped for shitty amstel malt outside the attaturk, after supping efes all day... uefa and their cheating robbing bastard sponsors. Can't beat sucking on a nice Titje tho:

Boss having a beer that looks like yer that meantime ipa looks fucking smart though, a mate over here has had a go at brewing some of his own, not looking too bad, he's american so does all the shit proper like, wheer I'd be fucking about in teh kitchen with cornflakes and toast crumbs everywhere, he gets his shit spotless before brewing, done a nice cezan last time I heard

2002 Personal Account: Rectum Nearly Killed'm Rectum Nearly Killed'm 2002 Personal Account (June 2000) As a nurse in the intensive care unit of a large medical center, I've had the opportunity to care for many potential recipients of the Darwin Award. The man in this story didn't lose his life, but lost his dignity and claim to common sense, among other injuries. At 3AM one morning, the charge nurse called to tell me to expect a patient from the ER who had just had an emergency bowel resection. Trying to stifle her laughter, she said the report nurse would call soon to fill me in on the details. My coworkers and I speculated about possible reasons someone would require emergency bowel surgery in the middle of the night. Finally, the phone rang, and we sat in rapt silence to take the report on this unfortunate soul. A 40-year-old white male came in complaining of abdominal pain and rectal bleeding. He claimed to be unaware of any reason for such symptoms. But during his examination, the physician discovered a coat hanger protruding from the patient's rectum. When questioned, the man admitted he had inflicted this injury upon himself. Earlier that night, while his wife was at work, he was "pleasuring himself" when he had an urge to push an uncooked egg into his anus. Panicked when he lost it "up there," he tried to fish it out with the crooked end of a coat hanger. But the coat hanger became snagged! He decided that maybe the vibration from a ride on his motorcycle would cause the whole mess to dislodge from his nether region. Finally, unable to stand the growing pain, he rode his motorcycle to the ER. The physician removed the coat hanger, and repaired his intestines. An hour later, his wife arrived. Minutes later, she stormed out of the room and demanded to be told what had happened. I told her she should ask her husband. She said he claimed that he didn't know, and that the medical staff wouldn't tell him anything. She was politely, but firmly, instructed to speak to the man's physician.

Yer need to log in man, then ye'll see the match of the day and shit

wtf was the manc commentator on, he was practically creaming his kex over united, and at one point came out with: The knight to his feet as bacon face stood up. Impartiality my fucking hoop

no worries, I've never paid fuck all to them yer just register with the site

MaXxed Football Forums register here and download the match or motd, boss site for footy

VB - been out of work fro 3 weeks and it's cheap as fuck, would normally be on the cownies or a nice st arnau pils.... RJ yer got me taste buds tingling there with the IPA, oh to be back in liverpoo at the Lion on moorfields, Deuchars IPA all night long and a pork pie to boot.... managed to get IPA a couple of times from a few select offie's over here... doesn't taste quite right tho

The boy from Brazil!!! Se llama Lucas

..Down Under: Few botttles of VB Royksopp - melody am Mercury Rev - deserter's songs mercury rev - snowflake midnight few glasses of hardy merlot spiritualized - songs in a&e pretty fucking cool really, stress of the draw is banished... wine for my men we ride at dawn.. whatever the fuck that means, bring on the hardy's

Let's be honest now... the team chelsea pu out for the quarter finals never really lcicked, they never got out the starting blocks... bayern munic looked so good coming into the semi finals but they just seemed to take their foot off the pedal... Manchester United look shell shocked Nemanja Vidic the greatest defender football has ever seen, never knew what happened when Torres handed him his arse on a plate... "We wuz the best team now fuggg off yer shower a bastids.... perch ...perch I'll shove that fucking perch right up yer jacksy yer dirty wee aggghghghghg" Sir Alex Ferguson commented

Has he got confused when he watched Rafa having a go about baconface arranging all premier league ties and then letting all the other clubs know?

Yeah it is mate, but I'm a lazy cunt and pulled the lyrics off another site, it was all i could do to change the U and UR, to you and you're... but the song is still a cracker when shitfaced after a win

come on now, don't be daft...

certainly is mate... looks the part but always fucking empty

If yer got to carry a wallet, this is the only one to have: got one as a present from the missus

The best Gerrard song: You're just too good to be true Can't take the** ball off you You've got a heavenly touch You pass like** Souness to Rush And when we're all drunk in the** bar We can't believe that your ours You're just** too good to be true Can't take the ball off you We** love you Stevie because you hate Man U We love you Stevie...** you hate the blueshite too We love you Stevie... you'r*e a red thru and thru

Things are not much better down under, I got the knock back on a number of decent contracts with the line of "you're over qualified and as soon as a bigger contract comes up you'll jump", spent three weeks looking, consequently I'm working in local government three levels lower than I should be, where nobody does fuck all and bureaucracy rules... and every fucker thinks I'm Irish... still the amount fo work to do means fitting in interviews should be easy, and at least the rent is getting paid

To be fair he did build them in his own image:

What was the big fucking growth hanging off Phelan's face, looked a bit fucking minging watching his interview on match of the day, has fergie been chewing on the fucker

Straight from Red Rum's mouth for those who wonder why we don't play on 15th April: BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | L | Liverpool | Gerrard makes Hillsborough plea Gerrard makes Hillsborough plea Steven Gerrard Gerrad lost a cousin in the 1989 Hillsborough disaster Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has called for Uefa to make sure the club do not have to play on the anniversary of the Hillsborough tragedy. The second leg of the Champions League quarter-final could fall on 15 April, the 20th anniversary of a disaster in which 96 people died. "You would think they would accept the significance but feelings don't always come into it," Gerrard said. Liverpool have requested that Uefa let their tie be staged on April 14. The Premier League side thrashed Real Madrid 4-0 at Anfield on Tuesday to reach the last eight but, with the draw for the next round taking place on Friday, UEFA have yet to confirm whether Liverpool will have to play on the day. "We hope that UEFA show some common sense," Gerrard added on the club's website. Any success we get as a club this year will be dedicated to those people who lost their lives Steven Gerrard The disaster happened shortly before Liverpool's FA Cup semi-final against Nottingham Forest when Liverpool fans packed in behind a goal at Sheffield Wednesday's Hillsborough ground were crushed to death. The midfielder said the club should not be expected to play on the anniversary of the day when so many of their supporters died. "We're still waiting to see whether UEFA will make us play on the day. That would be far from ideal given all the emotion that always surrounds the club on that day. Gerrard grew up in Liverpool and lost a cousin in the disaster. "It should be a time that Liverpool Football Club remembers the people who were lost and their families," said Gerrard. "Hillsborough is always on my mind because I lost a member of my family there and any success we get as a club this year will be dedicated to those people who lost their lives."

Looking down yer nose at villa fans for booing is a bit rich, considering our lot were booing a team at teh tope of the fucking league