Terry Tibbs

Who fackin cares what colour a shape should be? You fackin students have got too much time on your hands. Do you want to know how Terry Tibbs got where he is today? With a semi in Hamstead, a Jaguar XJS Coupe 5.3 V12 on the drive, a holiday home in Anglesey and a Ukranian wife half his age willing to suck him off at the drop of a penny. I'll fackin tell you how you pickled onion. He grafted from the day he could walk, morning noon and fackin night, he workd untill his arms felt like a pair of pianos so he could enjoy the good life now. He did not spend all his time on a poxy internet forum discussing the colour of fackin shapes. What do I look like to you son? A PJ tips monkey?

Oh dear son oh dear. I'd argue with you all day about my sexual conquests but you'd best speak to your mother. She'll put you straight on Terry Tibbs legendary swordsman skills. Thank you good night, much love.

I guarantee you, as sure as I was Canvey Islands business man of the year 1986, not one of you fackin thimble cocked lemons will get a sniff of any paying lady. What world do you cockleheaded swines live in? I bet alf a you are sitting there in your Super Ted Pyjamas typing this now aren't you? Get a fackin job and stop deluding yourselves. You will never get layed.

Oh for facks sake. This is fackin pathetic. The only way half of you goobers can get any form of minge is by whoring yourselves out on an internet forum that is predominantly male? Whatever happened to romance for facks sake? Put down the keyboard, put on a nice crisp shirt and shiney shoes, and go out there and talk to women.

What the fack is wrong with you youngsters these days? It's all text messaging, emailing and hadbag.com. Ring her up, buy her a nice bunch of roses, take her to devon foe the weeken. She'll love you for that! Terry Tibbs has had more women than you've had wanks son, so think on and take his advice.

Let me tell you my pasty little friend. Terry Tibbs is a man you aspire to be if you have any sort of common sense in your juvenile mind. He is, was and has been an enigma in doing deals and selling motors. Terry Tibbs is the Kaka of the motor trade. Thank you, goodnight, much love.

We don't want to hear your whining you shower of sad Jessops. You come on here, having a little whine and a moan about being single. Listen to Terry Tibbs' advice: Get off the fackin computer and go speed dating. You muppets are your own worse enemy.

Beautiful, beautiful. Nice to see they didn't bugger all your fighting spirit out of you at boarding school.

I did not understand a fackin word you just said. However I get the gist you are trying to demean me by the power of words. Fair play son, fair play. Let me just tell you this, you may have a degree in posh English and been to the finest schools where you where buggered within an inch of your life, but Terry Tibbs has a PhD in the University of Life. That degree won't be any good when there's a knock at your door a son and Terry Tibbs is standing there with a four by four and a pair of doberman pinchers. Think on son, think on.

Thats your opinion which Terry Tibbs doesn't really care to hear. So fack off!

Bob Carolgees, Ikea and the French. I have my reasons.

Nintendo Wii? Can't help ya son. I do however have a bang on Commodore C64. 200 notes and it's yours. Let me tickle ya, let me tickle ya!

Now Terry Tibbs is a man who likes many things in life. Finalising a deal, a good cigar, doing business and most of all some good music. Terry Tibbs by and by is a rat pack kind of man; Dean Martin, Sinatra, Andy Williams, David Sneddon, he likes em all. However Terry Tibbs has a confession to make to you, the great TLW public. 15 years ago at his daugher in laws 18th, Terry Tibbs was found dancing to the Birdie Song. Sniffing poppers all night I was, I was fackin skulled. No excuses, no excuses.

Terry Tibbs has been on this forum a few days now and he is fackin appalled. What is it with you sick bastards and all these threads about the deceased? You all need to get a fackin grip you sick fackers.

Let me tickle ya, let me tickle ya. 3 hundred.

Child's Bike outside, what is it? A Raleigh? I'll give you two fifty for it.

Fackin hell, who is this monkey. Did a Korean teach you to speak English son?

Fack me that minge is tighter than a mouses ear. Terry Tibbs would smash the granny out of that. He'd even pay for her cab home in the morning. Fack me son!

Sweedish penis enlarger, talk to me.

You my friend are a sick fack! No one wants to get a mouthfull of Cadbury's finest when they are tucking into a dirty ruby. Whats your problem son?

Never a truer word spoken son. I remember a few years ago, I took the missus out to a posh French Restaurant on the high street. Now Terry Tibbs is a man who likes to experiment in life so he orders the "Escargots". Fuck me when they turned up they where only some fackin snails weren't they? I asked the waiter if he was pulling my pisser? What do you know, aparantly those sick fuckers eat snails. Fackin peasants.

How dare you son, how dare you. I oughta come round your gaff and slap you round the face!

Well why don't you fack off an live in Mexico then you bead of sweat on a gringo's arse crack. I'm sorry son, Terry Tibbs is having a bad day. Fackin hell though, whats wrong with this country? Everyone wants to fackin emmigrate. Don't get me wrong, Terry Tibbs is a well travelled man but you can't beat Britain and British food. There's nothing fackin better than Black Pudding, Sunday dinner and a good spag bol. Fackin beautiful, beautiful!

How dare you son, how dare you. I'm trying to pass on my knowledge and wisdom. The sort of wisdom that can only be gained from 28 years of marriage and 7 wives. If you don't wanna know I can't force you to listen. I'm no fackin dictator. Now come ere and give us a hug. It's gonna be alright. Goodnight, much love.