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I hate those kind of blokes.

Can't deny that like.

Having parted company around 18 months back through me being not that arsed lately i've started thinking about this individual again and quite fancying the possible oppertunity. Not got her phone number any more but she is on facebook. Any thoughts/ tips on this?

M83's album is boss, love that "Kim & Jessie" track. Top 5 though i'd have to say..... Beach House "Devotion" Vampire Weekend "Vampire Weekend" Sigur Ros "Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Enderlast" Ladyhawke "Ladyhawke" MGMT "Oracular Spectacular£

I also would like to do that. And also a a league title win would be just super.

Hellboy looks a lot like Ted Danson

How about GUNISHMENT!!!!

I sat i with the Villa fans in the upper tier above our fans when we beat them 4-2 in 98/99 (Fowler hat trick) managed to contain myself up until Collymore got sent off and did the "calm down" gesture towards our end. The twat. Anyhoo no one around me said anything though.

I'll go for Dossena for the simple reason that he's duped everyone into thinking he's Italian when he clearly isn't because he's a) too fat b) his hair is too short and c) he can't defend. That said you can't judge him this early i'm sure he'll go on to prove himself as a quality addition to the squad* *Not a guarentee

Reading things like that makes me want to get down on my knees and pray for a nuclear holocaust

Russia for me, good outside chance perhaps?

I take your point about Morientes being in there i just believe there were a few who were far worse all round. I certainly agree that Diouf was the biggest cunt, Hitler would have a better attitude than than that prick.

Morientes may not have been a success here but he certainly doesn't deserve to be lumbered in with the other candidates in this poll.

Liverpool player.... John Barnes Other.... Roberto Baggio

The Big Lebowski is one of my favourate films too. The Rutles is also really funny.

I always enjoy Blackburn and Villa. Used tro really like Highbury too. Midlesborough is the worst though.

Thats a superb plan.

I still feel optimistic I think we should go to Birmingham on Saturday, make 11 changes while Chelsea will be playing a tough game against United and then on Wednesday just go for it.

Torres, give us a bounce!!

Gravitys Rainbow - Klaxons Nieghbourhood #2 (Laika) - Arcade Fire The Kids Don't Stand A Chance - Vampire Weekend I Get Along - Libertines Faster - Manic Street Preachers

Sky will also pick totally contrasting e-mails to read out as well to make the fans look stupid (which in fairness isn't difficult because most of them are) two i saw read out this morning were "Matbe Hicks isn't so bad after all" followed by "Hicks is a liar, bring on DIC" I despair, i really do. By the way anyone remember were in the European Cup Semi Final?

Anyone know how this can be done?

Kyle: Where did you get all that semen Cartman? Cartman: Off some guy in ally and the stupid dumbass didn't even want any money for it he just made me suck it through a hose.

Moores can stick his crocadile tears up his arse the money grabbing mustachio'd twat.

All season we've had to put up with one crisis at boardroom level to the next, reading 10 different stories in the press every day about the owners, takeovers, the managers future ect and somehow we've emerged from it with a real chance to salvage some glory out of a very trying season. Perhaps over the next 6 weeks we should keep the spotlight on what is happening on the pitch for a change rather than digesting countless amounts of conspiricy theories about who's siding with who ect ect. The timing of this latest incident proves what ameturs we have running the club perhaps this time we let them have thier squabbles, concentrate on the task in hand and evaluate where we are at the end of the season. Just a thought like.