memyselfandpie

The cynic in me expects something big to happen when the wikileaks is finally spilled to deflect attention away from it.

Jessica Lucas, oh my. Welcome to my world.

Crazy bastards.

What bothers me about it the most is that her head doesn't move, like she's staring blankly ahead. I've overheated a few times and I damn sure didn't stand like a statue during any of them. There's lots more to this, I'm looking forward to seeing where it ends up.

Lots of great shouts, personally I've always had a soft spot for Eva Cassidy's voice.

How did you come across that one RP?

Marty Jannetty was never the same after The Rockers disbanded.

Mate, she's had loads of coughing fits now, right up until the other day. The best video clip of her is the one where she kind of just blanks out whilst giving a speech and one of her trusty aides has to snap her out of it and tell her what to say. Something is definitely wrong with her health.

I will always be more scared of the response for that one. I mean, I will always be more scared of the USA's reaction to it, or anything. Anyway...

I once put my keks in the bin that were indeed soiled after a rather heavy night out in Birmingham. Thanks Jurys Inn.

Security lights. Bloke over the back from me has one for his bungalow that could light half of Anfield and he has a garden about 20ft square at best. Who the fuck is going to rob your Tomatoes from your Greenhouse?

Best of luck Bob.

Ta. Like I say, I've had relatively few and they came along in two separate clusters. I've not had one since I was 26 (now 34) so despite them being scary as fuck I consider myself lucky to not be bothered by them more like some poor buggers are. Apparently they can last weeks or more. Sheesh!

Thanks, you just made me think of something I've had happen to me probably a maximum of 10-12 times in my life; migraine aura. This first happened to me when I was 15, walking across the playground to school in the morning with some friends and I saw another friend from across the playground heading our way, I tried to say "Oh here comes so and so" but nothing would happen. I tried to talk again and again but nothing would reach my mouth at all, it was all upstairs but not making it any further. I absolutely shit myself, I had no idea what was happening to me. Of course the true course of a migraine happened a short time after with a horrendous - axe in the head - headache and projectile vomiting. I went on to have about 5 or 6 more episodes of this around this time, the next episode caused me to be blind in one eye during maths. I didn't have another attack until I was about 26, which conveniently occurred as I was leaving my then girlfriends house and driving home. I lost all vision in the centre of my visual field, it was just a thick blurry line that I could see under and over but not the middle portion. Again, I shit myself a lot but managed to get the mile or so home OK. Perhaps the worst for symptoms (but not affect) was maybe a few weeks later when I was at my ma's house and couldn't speak properly (sounds were coming out but I couldn't form words), my comprehension was way off (I remember seeing that a film I liked was on later in the TV guide, but I couldn't say it despite recognising what it was.) I couldn't remember the name of my sisters two dogs when asked by my ma as a test, and then I went numb across the left side of my face and all down my left arm. At that point I truly thought I was having a stroke. All was fine an hour or so later. The weird thing is, the last bout of attacks that I had ONLY presented as the disruption of vision or speech etc and no headache or vomiting occurred. The first episode, to this day, is the scariest thing to ever happen to me. There's a famous video clip of a news reporter experiencing a migraine aura attack as she went live on air, this was how my last one was. Complete gibberish, but you can tell by her tone she knew exactly what she wanted to say and you can tell exactly what she was trying to say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHpBwAxDIs

Does this mean I can actually get the topless pics of an ex off of my old laptop?...hehehe.

I'll start with a sound. I don't quite know why this scares me so much, I mean, I know it's significance and all, but being only 34 years old it hasn't directly effected me in any way, but my god does it send shivers down my spine. I can only imagine what it must do to those of the time and what it must have been like to hear it ringing out overhead. Does it scare me because I know it's significance or is there something in the actual sound? I'd like to know the psychology behind it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURcd2_w-rg

I'll go out on a limb now and say that Hillary Clinton will not win this election and I am so convinced that I will drink a cup of my own pee if she does. This is not me championing Trump, I don't think either should be anywhere near to being a presidential candidate. However, I do believe that the corruption that Hillary is tangled up with, with the emails etc, the fact that she changes her stance on pretty much everything when it fits, and the latest doubts about her health will see that there is no public confidence. She can't make it through an interview as it is. No chance.

Fuck Israel and it's bullshit. And I'm not a leftist liberal retard.

Plastic film on microwavable meals. Oh good god. The Italian dishes are the worst offenders it seems. Impossible to peel the film lid off, instead just taking the film off that's actually stuck to the plastic dish. Arggghh! A cunts trick. There are maybe two or three Indian meals that I get from Tesco, the microwavable kind, that are actually very nice. Some spawn of Satan decided that one of these (I believe its the Lamb Rogan Josh) is utterly impossible to peel in a normal way yet the others come off perfectly, despite them all being from the same brand. It's like they decided to Fuck with you on purpose.

I went into a well known clothing shop at the weekend looking for a top. Apparently there are no real men left in this country going by their sizes as XS was featured but XL's were nowhere to be seen. Cunts.

Golden :D P.S: everyone needs a 22 year old French stunner in their lives.

Stranger danger! :D

No words... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37249243