Harry Squatter
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If we don't sign any more players I think I will kill myself. -
We've now moved onto "other targets"
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Yeah but we walked away when we were quoted the mind boggling hefty sum of £4M.
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The behind-closed-doors match thread.
Harry Squatter replied to Kevin D's topic in FF - Football Forum
Atmosphere is a fucking joke -
The fire will rise if there is negative net spend
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1. Rob
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Failed medicals
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Memorable Random Shouts From The Stands
Harry Squatter replied to Alex Gibbo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Was in the Paddock once and Danny Murphy was running up and down the touch line warming up. Some fella stands up and walks to the first row and bawls at him "Fuckin run faster Skull Heaaaaad!". Murphy just stopped and looked at him shaking his head and went to sit down. When I was in the standing kop some fella with long curly ginger hair and pale skin was trying to push through to get behind the goal, he grabbed me and my mates shoulders when he nearly fell over. Some al fella then shouts "stop touching them young lads up Supersub lad!". Everyone round us pissed themselves. Went the arsenal match when Kevin Campbell was playing for them. He fouled Nicky Tanner and some woman got up and shouted "fuck off ya big tin of soup" as in Campbell's soups, the whole place went silent. -
No, he'll win 2 European Cups then Ferguson will have him whacked
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Love his dating advice basically saying that if a woman doesn't pull the lock up On the drivers side of the car after letting her on the passenger seat. Basically that she is a selfish bitch and what he is seeing is the tip of the iceberg and he should dump her ASAP.
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We could easily get another £3m for Assaidi.
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Don't see the point in lending Assaidi to QPR, if he wants to prove his worth in English football he is hardly going to prove it in the ale house Championship.
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Please please please West Ham can you buy Stewart Downing?
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Woo said last week he was playing too
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Anyone else?
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"I want to play in the Champions League" or "I want to play in a piss easy group with Arsenal where the press wanks over us beating Panathinaikos, Valerenga and Udinese then as soon as they draw anyone decent in the last 16 or 8 they bottle it and go out"
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You've posted it before but it's still a genius story
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Where's Payne? He lost his head
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Ha ha just been quegged by LFD for saying Henderson was a useless bastard. Was thinking more along the lines of Carroll, Downing and Adam but love the way you hate anyone criticising Henderson!
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It's frightening to think what we could have spent that 80m on instead of those useless bastards.
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Living the dream
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He was only worth 8m when we bought him.
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From dead mans shoes where Richard meets Sonny and lets him know he isn't scared of him "yer fucking there mate, now get in that car and fuck off"
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Ian Ayre will be on the GF later contributing to the "slapper stories" thread. "met some same head in San Carlo, I said I could get her tons of beak if she came to some charity do. I got her so blitzed she snorted it off my cock in the bogs the sucked me off and the Nigerian guy who lurks by the sink with all the jarg aftershaves, I took her home and bummed her and my Asian wife before they got the strap ons out then they both Lordly Analled me. True story dat".
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Grace Jones?