RJ Fan club

Not our neighbouring Corinthian guardians of the game? Surely not, they couldn’t possibly be inconsistent. There’s no one more that. the killers of the super league that I’d trust to ensure there’s fair play. You can’t have clubs slapping money on the table Willy Nilly. It’s not like they’ve ever broken any rules. It’s not in their nature. I couldn’t even contemplate it

A cold snap could wipe out half their base

Think he’s done that to look taller. What he needs is some expensive focus group to come up with a new Tory power pose, that’ll learn ‘em

Yeah bought the boy his first English willow this xmas (he’s had a Gray Nicollls Kashmir Willow until now) as he steps up to hard ball in the next year or so They have a workshop in Roberstbridge in Sussex (an hour from here) and my mate won a tour a few years ago in a raffle

Roundhousing Turdseye into Matta’s and breaking the prawn cracker display does sound appealing tbf

You can’t scrap there… there’s no peril cos of bizzies and cctv everywhere.

It’s a mark of how far this forum has fallen that no one has sorted the venue for this straightener, Otterspool Prom or County Road KFC are staples for this kind of event.

St Peter’s in the Vatican, on a squat toilet too. Very satisfying

Despite my lad having to suffer 2 defeats in the away end at Brighton last season, I’m thankful that Brighton’s rise has meant that there’s hardly any Man City shirts round here. If Brighton were still at Withdean with no access to tickets for kids and had been as shit as they were when I moved here over 20 years ago, I reckon the area would have been polluted by their shirts. Small mercies

Are you sure they’re not anti Glazer or a closet Norwich fan?

Having read this, I’m not sure if I’m lucky or not. My eldest is a red and very interested in footy. He plays for a team on a Saturday and is one of the weaker players in their top team. He’s lucky or unlucky that he’s playing with some talented players and they win by a fair margin pretty much every week. But that does mean his interest wains from time to time, especially when his more talented team mates go through a big development leap or they just get continue getting better being at Brighton’s academy and receiving good coaching every week. I usually take him to Brighton in the away end (thanks to people off here) and a few friendlies and will look to expand that into a few London aways when he’s old enough to go to some of the more unsavoury grounds. The distance I live now and schooling means that homes are generally off limits, but as he gets older I’ll be looking to do more of that too. He’s a better cricketer, so when summer rolls around or winter nets are on he diverts, but it doesn’t affect his attention from what the reds are doing. He’s just less committed to football than his younger brother. The little one is obsessed. Morning, noon and night football. He plays on the astroturf in the back garden in the pitch black and is always looking to play. He consumes everything, non league, fa cup preliminary rounds, EFL and PL. Unfortunately he’s a hammer, follows his Mum in that regard. He still likes the reds and sees them as a second team, he’s only 6 so might switch, but I’m not encouraging it, if it happens it happens. It’s an expensive interest though. I’ve got another 10 years or so of this ffs.

Hopefully not till Sunday mate

Debating whether to wear light coloured trousers on a night out. You either spend half the evening shaking at the urinal or risk walking around with piss stained kecks if you chance too early that you’ve finished.

These are more scum aiming for middle class rather than actual middle class Organising Teachers gifts and buying a load of shit. They just want a crate of vodka after running round your ADHD little twat for a year. Slightest threat of rain on the school run = ponchos and dry robes. Likewise arriving 15 minutes early to collect your sprog cos you’ve got fuck all else to do. Charging your Tesla every night despite doing less than about 15 miles a day. Drinking shit craft beer. You’re not really committed but wanted to pay a bit more to look in the know, so you break out 4 Camden show off at a bbq.

Damn right. My old boss was one of them. He’d come into work and speak up conversations with some skewed opinion he’d gleaned from a segment he’d failed to understand. It would be purgatory listening to the today program on the way to work with this shitshow of a government and a country and world. Just whack on a podcast or something less highbrow and depressing in the morning. R4 entertainment is ace and is one of those things you can enjoy without needing to tell everyone The only time I listened Today was when my brother in law was a guest on it. The family was so proud when he signed off when thanked by John Humphreys for his analysis by saying, “no problem, cheers mate”.

In the vain (sic) hope that he cushions the blow of public opinion ahead of his evidence. Get it out early and people will tire of it and feel less angry afterwards. cunt of a man

Any country that holds up infrastructure projects in part because of elves is okay by me https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/22/elf-lobby-iceland-road-project

And their instance they have small horses, not ponies

Yeah as Bruce says they are all day trips and this time of year there ain’t much day either. Ive been in Jan and May, would suggest you look at what’s on in the city events wise. Harpa, the opera house is a great space and they other break out things in various spaces.

A good rooking?

Solid amount of peas that, might have been better mushy tho’.

Says, do you want chilli and salad in that Lad? On a serious note, it’s great to see an accurate headline

I just came on here to post that… the picture of the kid in that article, fuckin hell! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-67547859