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agree with most of those already posted. but portsmouth at home last season sent me to sleep, i think we only had one shot all game? and of course the arse in the carling cup.

the tramp his curtains don't even fit the windows.

a few years back i was working in a shop on ranleagh street, it was a lovely sunny sunday afternoon, me and the other lad working with me were stood by the door watching all the talent go by. anyway J.E. pulled up in her little convertable mg, parked over the road outside the pubs and crossed the road to into lewis's. god almighty see looked fine, she had a little mini skirt, the type that has all peats around the bottom of it and as she was walking up the road her booty was shakin. just as she got to the kerb the silly cow tripped over and me and my mate saw the lot lads, she was on her hands and knee's with her skirt up her back.

thats good enough for me then.:thumbsup:

wen't there meself a couple of years ago in early sept. it was about 48. spent most o the time hiding the sweaty patch on the back of me linen pants:sniff:

what fact's are you basing this on?:whistle:

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some fella on radio city said everton will get about 7million for naming rights on their new stadium! ha ha ha i'm suprised they'll get that much.

bum bum.

try this one http://www.funny-games.biz/catchashit.html

it is mate and fucking hell its hot!!!!!

egg, pinch of salt, pepper and a splash of encona west indian pepper sauce. mmmm *drool*

what about pissing in the sink when you have a hard on?

cheers mate. i'm on the blower now making sure there not going to bill me £15 a month, as i signed up for sadsanta on tuesday.

i'd like to see them go down, only if tranmere go up. :thumbsup:

cheers mate, i'll dazzle you all with the biscansplums dribble:whistle:

if you're short of numbers for next week let me know.

how about balsa boy

2 conkers and a curlywurly.

barncho - its indian for sister fucker!

these pair of tits haven't got a jar of glue, and if they had they'd be sniffing it! what a load of uninformed bollocks. we'll in to that manc lad he's talking more sense than them.

ha ha ha he's going mental at the cockney bell end. well in jc lad you tell em.

they said that they'll replay it at 6...... i cant wait!:thumbsup:

i know i may sound a bit gay for this... but i am a duranie and i tell you what their new guitarist is shite. andy taylor in the 80's was the ball's of the group. songs like planet earth, careless memories, night boat all relied on heavy guitar work. mid late 80's notorious, skin trade. more fonk based thanks to nile rodgers. then onwards warren cuccurrollo what a mad cunt he was! frank zappas protege shaved every hair on his body shagged everything that moved came up with ordinary world had more e's than a packet of smarties... legend. then the band reformed and back to the original line up. came up with sunrise, nice and more. taylor left and this tit joined who is why is he and can he fuck off. summary taylor, rodgers and cuccurllo took us places but this tit is a backward step! sounds like a session guitarist with no imagination. rant over.

mbna are in chester my mate works there with a load of students