Da Bitch

Going shopping with my daughter & mother ,then come back relax play my music as loud as I want / hog the remote /stay online as long as I want with out Mr DB whinging as he has fucked off to Cardiff. a result!!

Red wine is vile most of the ones I've try either have a very peppery (hate pepper) favour or taste like bloody vinegar only tasted two that were nice but could only drink a glass of it as it was a dessert wine & very sweet,(they were Kosher wine made by carmel).

NOT TRUE!!! some men are just as bad if not worst then women OH...the above applys is what I do.

Woahhh there tiger!! I do know about Star Wars, video games & I did find it funny!!! so:tease:

I'm in the middle I can quite happily walk round in doors bare footed, but if I'm sitting around reading,watching tv or on the computer for any lenght of time I have to wear my slippers otherwise my feet get really cold!

Saw this film the other day did enjoy it, most of the main characters (Baader & his tart) were fucking arrogant bastards, which is why most of of them got caught!!

Hitman - Brett Hart's book

In Which We Serve 7/10 '42 B&W film with Noel Coward & John Mills

A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him "What is your name?" "I can't tell you," the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.. On her last night there she asks again , "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the woman says. "Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies. The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it." The woman replies, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica."

People buzzing my intercom to be let when the person they want is out or doesn't answer it gets on my tits. & fuckers delieving the freebie council bog paper sorry newspaper & shite leaflets for local takeaways. People who are quick enough to whinge at you when you haven't had a chance to do what they want.... did I whinge when YOU FORGET to do what I requested especially when it's something I can't authorize ....FUCK OFF the lots of yous!!!

trying to cross the road & some dipshit comes round the corner in a car & yells at you especially when the cunts DON'T indicate that they are going to turn what the fuck am I physic!?? Waiting for some idiot (mostly male) in front Of me at the supermarket, spending 10 mins fishing in every bloody orfice for money to pay for their stuff!! Fergie, the biggest fucking irritatant of an oxygen stealing CUNT! Gary Neville inbreded fuckwit,learn to walk upright with out scraping your knuckles along the ground,(something Liam Gallagher has manage to master just!!) People who use phases like Sky blue thinking FUCK OFF using such wank talk! My mother (love her to bits) going on about all those poxy reality show I don't watch them so I don't want to know about them. Going in to a pub/bar & they have no JD Having to smell some-ones shanky bad breath especially smokers when the are talking to you, chew gum or suck mints FFS.

Small bottle of Dr Pepper

Can't believe no-one has mention Queens Radio Ga- Ga & It's a kinda magic ,oh nearly forgot that pretenious pile of shite Vienna - Ultravox glad that annoying Shutuppa yar Face kept it off the top spot!!! & ANY SONG BY Manure (especially That Quo racket)

Had a bacon bap with BBQ sauce this morning for my break while at work yum...

Blazing Saddles & Spaceballs

District 13 is an Ace film, Saw Fast & Furious at the cinema 8/10 got the mark coz of Paul Walker :drool: would have given it more if Vin Disel wouldn't have been so wooden!! Beyond Borders 6/10..better than I thought it would have been, the ending was unexpected! Kill Switch 7/10 A Segal film slightly better than some of the no brainers he has done. Blazing Saddles 10/10, doesn't matter how many times I watch this film it still has me laughing myself silly!

I HATE people like this, hovers always piss on the seats & don't wipe after themself,Leaving it for the next poor fucker to clean their fucking mess up!! do what I do get a small pkt of wet wipes & wipe the bog seat!! OR are people just to fuck idle!! :wallbutt: You can buy those seat thingies on line they about £2.50 for 10 I think!!

Don't tell me Shoreditch/Brick Lane area?

Scissors

About £20/30 per week which includes milk & bread (doesn't inc brooze have to pay for that myself) & £20 in Icelands once a month. That's for 3 of us

Taxi 10/10 the french version not the crap hollywood one!!

Looks sightly better in red even if it's shite!! & Scouse Missionary is correct about the Liverbird

Woman comes home to find her husband blow drying his cock "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Husband: " Warming your dinner!" Woman rings her boss "I won't be in to day, I've got anal blindness" Boss says: "What the fuck is that!?" She says: "I can't see my arse getting out of this bed!"

Not the usual fest from Mr Sex but it did raise a chuckle or two.

Top Deck..... bloody hell that takes me back!! San Miquel Keo Amstel Becks Green Lemon