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Anyone got a bet on for the time of the first racist chant?

Got three episodes of Westworld to watch and I seriously don't know if I can be arsed. I have just watched the last episode of Legion. Fuck it, it's great.

They play on Friday evening... The Portuguese must be thanking their lucky stars.

Hahaha! The Spanish FA are almost as farcical as ours.

Well, I have to say that isn't what I pictured JohnnyH looking like.

I would imagine Paul's point was that far too much of the former is taught, and far too little of the latter. If we're being honest, the British Empire/government been responsible for some pretty reprehensible shit in its time.

I literally cycled into and home from work three times before I caved and bought a pair. Like you, I felt like someone had been stamping on my hands.

Yes, they do. They don't even have to be expensive - anything with padding on the palm area (steady now) makes a huge difference.

You are aware we're ranked 1 in the world in ODIs?

Because he knew he was plum? Anyway, well played Scotland. Cracking game.

Been a good game this. 16 from 18 balls needed, two wickets left.

England 107-0 after 10...

Good score, but the pitch is a postage stamp. As long as England are sensible and don't think they can just hammer the Scottish bowlers just because they're Scottish, it's very gettable.

That's faster than you cycle it!

New Zealand were undoubtedly wearing the cheese-eating surrender monkeys down, but even the most blinkered All-Black fan would have to admit that yellow was dodgy. You then stuck three tries on them while they were down to 14. Don't think you can argue it had a massive impact on the game.

42-39 to the Saffers. Great game.

Cracking game this. England were 24-3 up, South Africa have just brought it back to 22-24. 34 minutes gone, three tries for each team.

Well England aren't fucking about. Try for Brown in the first five minutes.

That is ridiculous from Elliott Daly. 61 metres.

Will Malcolm be in the middle? I'll get my coat...

Steady Cath - his missus has only just left...

To be fair, Lineker was a great goalscorer. He'd have scored absolutely shedloads if he'd been in our side at that time. Better than Rush though? Nah.

Shaqiri is Muslim too...