Jurgens Red Army

Speaking to one of the Dads at my lads footy match this morning and apparently Ancellotti is nailed on. It wasn’t announced earlier as he wanted Clement as his assistant so had to wait for him to be sacked. But now it’s all sorted and will be announced as soon as Fat Sam is jibbed. Think my head might fall off.

2004/5 Everton beat us on away goals in the imaginary champions league derbies.

Great report as always Dave.

RIP Tommy YNWA

Tom Ince and David Bentley

Steven French would probably think he was called Paul

She ends up going to school, a ginger kid and his mate ask for lunch money so she twats him

He's on the beach with his Mrs and kid and he's now got an eye patch.

Fake Ronaldo, Tevez and Neymar somewhere in the sands of time it was decided I'd be the shit one at footy

Not been this excited since we were linked with Snoogy Doogy

Never heard of the cunt

Stadium of shite

Probably Nicola Sturgeon trying to get Independence.

Absolutely gutted. A true legend of the game 49 years at the club were he did everything from player to caretaker manager, we'll never see his like again. RIP Bugsy YNWA.

Great report as usual Dave, my free dig would be for that twat Aaron Ramsey never forgiven him for his Suarez comment and laugh the prick.

Steven Gerrard was a 14 year old schoolboy the last time they won anything,

Great report as always Dave. Best £2 a month anyone will ever spend.

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It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.

Season ticket holder since 1988 so every home game and upto about 6 years ago 10 away games on average a year.

1. Pique 2. Ozil

Got the largest sewage works in Europe that's all the proof you need that it's full of shit.

Don't know how to post pics. Fantasy Island

God I don't half miss him, seeing what we got now is like being with Susan Boyle after dumping Katy Upton.

And a pair of Mickey Mouse ears attached to his head