bigbak

One walks behind the gentleman, taps him on the shoulder and asks if one can dance with the lady in question.

Fuel for my theory that the films are actually about them. They've been all of them so far.

We've got a manual one. Impossible to get him to stay still long enough to suck the snot out. Once he's had that and a couple of shots up his nose he's screamed so much the neighbour's probably called the police.

You'll usually pay a booking fee of around a quid to buy online. Are you sure you weren't trying to go in a Gallery where they throw food in with the price?

1665 was pretty shit. Sad to see the Princess go.

Illegal to show anything nude and under 18 now thankfully.

Apparently my Uncle used to be a butcher and this is a good deal. Bless my Auntie for not getting it.

We didn't survive before joining. We begged to join. Then there was a referendum to leave and people voted to stay. What exactly are we strong at trading? Financial Services. Why do we have Financial Services in this country. Because we have passporting to EU and they can trade as if they're in the EU. What is the worst legislation we've had forced upon us? You to answer this one (BTW, we had the opportunity as MEPs to vote against most of it, but didn't. So not forced upon us) Without being in the single currency, we wouldn't be part of most of the further integration. We're not the only country in the EU who are not part of the single currency. We're 1 country negotiating with dozens. How exactly do we get favourable terms? No political vacuum. Just lies from the leave campaign. The amount of time it's taken them to decide on what they want to do shows they didn't have a clue to start. What happened to what they campaigned on? That's what they should be negotiating on. It's the will on the people. Something like 52% of 37%

Not Hammond. He's the only one making sense from this rabble. We're fucked because Cameron is a narcissist.

Felicity Jones? She's lovely.

"Surely they'll agree to this because Germany will still want to sell us BMWs tarrif free"? It's breathtakingly stupid that these ministers think we've got any sort of bargaining chip. The people who want these cars most likely get them as company cars and the tax is based on rigged "pollution".

He's accepted to be an expert, but most of it is common sense. It's just there are a lot of idiots out there. Some of his advice is bollocks as well. The pay down the debt on the one with the highest interest doesn't always work if that's a long term loan and you're leaving money on a 0% credit card and paying the minimum on that. Paying the minimum on any credit card is frowned upon. Doing it while increasing the balance is even worse. They're not bothered if you paid your car loan off quickly. Credit to him for selling his website when it was worth something. Too many people hang onto them because it's their baby and end up with nothing. That makes him a money making expert.

They're cunts. The inventory will include the condition of carpets and other things. Make sure you go through the inventory maticuloulsy. The one they used for me a few years ago was from when the previous people had moved in. They pointed out marks on the carpet and where it was covered in the inventory. Come move out time, their picture wasn't clear enough and I was charged for marks on the carpet They were unable to supply the original dated images from the camera and used a service they uploaded to. Take your own pictures of the slightest problems and get them put in the document. Video the conversation if possible.

I think she'd already planned the argument in advance and was reading off cue cards. She forgot you weren't jealous and read it out anyway. No idea why we have to be jealous. I'm accused of not loving her enough if I don't get jealous.

Beyonce and Nige were nominated. Not sure what Beyonce has done to be a cunt.

I used to work installing security software.... One lady phoned up to tell me there had been a power cut and the software had stopped working. I told her it wouldn't work without power. She argued that they had a UPS to keep it running. To which I told it would only last a while and was intended to allow them to shut things down. Her reply was they'd managed to boil a kettle using it before it ran out of power, but not shut things down. Same company, different locaiton: The calls weren't being logged automatically and guards were complaining they couldn't get through. I asked her to try plugging another phone in to where the modem was to see if the line was working, Phone went dead as she unplugged the phone we were speaking on to try it out despite being surrounded by phones. It took a while for her to realise and plug it in so I could ring her back on that number.

She was fit. Typical that she didn't fill the plane up when allowed to fly it. I regularly get in our car to find the orange light.

They talked about it 2 hours ago.

That's like saying Fred West was worse than Harold Shipman because Harold only gave them drugs to kill them.

top drawer. hate the bitch

Agreed. It was shit. The only enjoyment I got out of it was watching the birds tits wobble when she was being dragged on the beach. No idea what her name is.

There's a woman on my bus in the morning with her two kids. They sit apart and take up three lots of seats, putting their bags on the other one. The kids will try to talk to her on their way to school, but she's on her mobile the whole time. When the kids get off at their school, she stays on. They'll say goodbye and she'll grunt at them. When they're off, she puts her mobile away. Woe betide anyone who asks her to move her bag.

Moral of the story? Buy two. We did for our little chap and at 7 months he's shown absolutely no interest in it. I assume this changes at some point.

All the taste is in the fat. Could it with it on and cut it off if you must, but never eat medallions.

I've had similar speeds on BT broadband for a little while. Rebooting it would sort it for a while. They came yesterday and fitted a new socket. I now get this, but it has been flaky: One thing he did advise was to get a shielded twisted pair modem cable. The ones that come in the box are shit and get a lot of crosstalk if close to electrical items.