Edward.

I'm no expert but that is exactly how I feel right now. Hopefully I'lll have a ticket.

Check yourself into the RVI.

Love the way he pans down when the score obscures the view.

I used to work with young adults with learning difficulties, and I came across a few with DS. Strong as fuck, but great to be around.

He's probably had a heart attack.

Pissed myself laughing at that, thankfully the homeless people where I work all smell and are covered in piss anyway, then I remembered.... Steak and BJ Day Petition

First time in 13 years my wife forgot to buy me a pressie or card, she gave me 20 quid so I've bought Band of Brothers Box set(not a bad purchase I thought), the only problem is I'll have fuck all chance to watch it as she'll be too busy watching Eastenders, Coronation Street, Desperate Housewives, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Mistresses etc etc. Oh to be single again.

My Mum took a picture of my daughter awhile back and she looks just like him. Well sort of.

Depends how truthful I was.

The carpet next to the computers like a piece of concrete, so I think she may have a slight idea what I'm up to when she's not there.

Is that a statement or a question?

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Axe wound I like it, have you got one too.

I'm in your wardrobe with my knife.

Now you've blown it.

Funny you should mention that, because if you add all the numbers up in 1924 they equal the number of my house, fascinating really.

My Grandad was in Belgium in WW2, when he came across a barn with 40 plus Germans raping a young girl, he went in with his pal with an unloaded rifle and captured the Germans. For this he was awarded The Croix de Guerre, of which he was very proud. Reading forgotten Voices at the moment detailing peoples experiences of WW1

No I live in Northumberland.

I went mental later on with a knife, they make some good pics. I thought for a moment I was Flashman.