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Wouldn't it be 'one foot in the bin'? Did they bury her amputated foot?

I miss him already. It beat talking about Jermaine Defoe's shirt number anyroad..

In that case, and please don't take this the wrong way, I think we can all agree that you are hopefully no more than a bloodied, bruised wreck by around 10 this evening..

Well I did. The results were disappointingly equestrian in nature.

(Orange Sea) Pen

Either would do but it has to be no 19.

Wow. He looks like a fat Liam Gallagher. Or, rather, he looks like Paul Gallagher. Madstock, your go..

I can't believe I won with that... Anyway, I realise this is a very specialised request, but can I please have a picture of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys out of costume?

You claimed you did yesterday. If I wasn't so crushingly lazy I would find the quote.

There's no way we are in for him if we are in for Defoe in my opinion. They're both ickle, you see.

Now now Rash, we know your feelings on personal abuse..

Apologies, it was my mistake. Yahoo decided to stick the email in my junk folder. Make of that what you will..

I just tried to register but didn't receive an email. Am I banned?

The other potentially annoying thing about this is that Ged may decide he wants to spunk a ridiculously large wad of cash on Drogba rather than Djibs..

Given the quality of their proof readers, it's possible they spell Liverpool with a silent Ayax, and spell 5 as 4.

Yeah, but unlike a great many players in the Chelsea squad, he was an easily hateable cunt before he arrived there.

It certainly is. Me, I made a subtle thumbs up gesture, before making a more pronounced calm down motion. I then tapped a finger on my forehead and proceeded to point to some random bit of space that noone understood the relevance of. I then sat down, shook my head and muttered something to the bald bloke sat next to me.

It's too simplistic to label him a Spurs reserve. It's all about different teams playing different systems.

He did actually say on this one that it hasn't come from his usual 'source' (which allegedly is Stevie G - though I have my suspicions he may be Bascombe) so it could be a load of tosh.

The very same. And the one who said Momo would start against Birmingham. And said Fowler would sign. None of this you would know as you've never been on another Liverpool site ever.

That's not true in this case. Elisha Scott is one of the few people that gets the vast majority of the stuff he predicts right. On this occasion though, I can't help hoping he's wrong..

That's the fucking one. Top tune.

The Blueboy - Remember Me

Ok. Togo monkeys.