Flying Pig

...that submarines are NOT waterproof. It depends on the depths they reach!!!:ermm:

Once again Cath shows us her linguistical skills.(ooer missus). Don't know what it means but it sounds great. P.S. I'm off to Cologne nexy Monday. Hope it doesn't rain.

Baz, That was excellent.:thumbup:

Brings back so many great memories. OMD Ultravox Flock of Seagulls Depeche Mode Kraftwerk .......Please add.The End.

For that extra bit of class I get a 2 all over and a nice pony tail down the back with what I've got left. The chicks love it.O_o

You're an Andalucian Dog? With heat stroke obviously.:yes:

Easy. Try something difficult next time, loser.

Good joke Hermes, Nobody else seemed to appreciate it. 9/10

Stone him. Theres a graphic photo in The Mail today of a woman buried up to her chest ready to be stoned to death. This is my idea. OK maybe a bit harsh but he wont do it again. Or maybe, use fairy cakes or something slightly annoying. As a long loved member of this forum we'll allow him to live, this time.

Can I play? I've not got photoshop, but lots of crayons.

Eye of the Tiger - For obvious reasons.

Quick, change it before someone sees.

I was once kicked in the Baltics. Made my eyes water.:drool:

Cock. Weeksie called me it. He was wrong. He's still not talking to me.

Hope you don't live in L4. Its the highest insurance rate in the UK.

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"Also, you mention only seeing negatives yourself, may I inquire as to what those might be?" Doubling the house prices and making it almost impossible to get on the property ladder is a 'great' negative as far as I'm concerned. All the other 'positives' seem to be for the community, but like many of these things most people don't see them and only hear of them.

Agreed. And he's a lazy cunt, hasn't toured for years.

Great news. It may prolongue his LFC career.

Those 'positives' are great if your in business but for the man on the street who doesn't see the benefits its different i.e Massive increase in house prices due in Capital of Culture, for example. I've not had any benefits from it only negatives. Lets invest in crime prevention, that would give lots more people an improved way of life. I'd rather see a police car within 10 mins of a call to them than shiny new buildings.

Went to see them last night at Old Trafford. After waiting 25 years to see them live it was worth waiting for. By the way, OT is tiny (area not seating capacity), I was v.surprised.

Have you tried repairing. In Millets (or on the net)you can buy patches (goretex and nylon) in strip form. Just use specialist adhesive and keep your current 'proofs.

Fuck off and annoy someone else.

But 9/10 for CAPS LOCK.

Apart from the obvious ie Hitler etc. I'll start..... George 'fucking prick' Best. Drunken Alcy Liver robbing/wasting twat of the highest order. Cunt, cunt CUUNNTTTTTTTTT. Had everything and wasted it. TWAT, Twat, TTTWWWWWAAAATTTT. Some bellends gonna say "but he was a nice man/great footballer etc"