TwelveMonkeys

I aint no Gayer....I am a man living in a house of women...even the dogs a bitch. That gives me a level of insight no man should have.

Oooooohhhh!! Sparkle!!! Yummy...giggle....curtains...hair....sigh....shoes. Yayyyy. Sparkle!

Yes ladies....it's just us...lets discuss something girlie...like.... Woman on woman love? Discuss.

Stroker :whoops:

....I make my Rugby League debut. I have been toying with the idea of dusting of my football boots for years but injury has prevented any such dreams. Finally I am in relatively good health and I pick rugby! I am thirty four years old and have only played the game once before....Boxing Day! Got a call from the brother-in-law to come down and play cos the over 30's were short of players against the under 30's. Went down and played 40 mins. Really enjoyed it and have now signed up for second team fun. The last time I played rugby was 15 years ago and it was Union. Not sure my body is ready for the pain. I don't even know all the fucking rules....in fact...aside from run and tackle and don't know any of the rules. Any advice besides 'don't play' welcome. As my brother-in-law has also signed up (he is ex-semi-pro League player) pulling out isn't an option. If this does end up being my last will and testament..... Noo's you are a wanker.

HAHAHA - a very rare laugh out loud moment.

As an aside - I remember Blowers telling me that the bad guy in the James Bond books / films - Blofeld - is named after his dad who was great mates with Ian Flemming!!

I have met Blowers and dined with him. We got him in as a guest speaker at a conference we were throwing and he stopped back for a meal with me and my mate. Top bloke. Easily the poshest fella I have ever met...calls everyone old chap. Likes his meat rarer than rare and loves his wine....not that that makes him posh. Sat and listened to him talking cricket and wine for about 4 hours. He was wearing a smoking jacket and cravat.

Right...I am signed up and on the waiting list. Ping me if anythng comes up.

I feel I am missing out on something special here. Is it possible to join mid-season?

Girlfriend in a burka

It comes down to 2: Rio Bravo The Good The Bad and The Ugly These are the benchmarks that all others should be measured against.

That's some funny shit right there.

Just bought a new TV and upgraded to Sky HD...it's being fitted Saturday. Very excited.

Anyone know anything about them? I am thinking of dabbling in the DSLR market. I have a digital point and shoot but have been looking at upgrading for some time. I don't know if I am going to get into photography in a big way, and don't know much about ISO / white balance etc, but I do take lots of general family pictures and stuff. Am I wasting my money? Can anyone recommend a good intro model? Any advice in basic English? I have been looking at the Sony Alpha a100k - any comments??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6732003.stm Wheelchair man gets highway ride A wheelchair user has been taken for a high-speed ride along a US highway after his handlebars became tangled up in the front grille of a lorry. The back of the 21-year-old man's wheelchair was scooped up as he passed in front of a lorry leaving a petrol station, Michigan state police said. The truck driver drove off, completely unaware that he had a new passenger. Passing motorists told police, who found the man unhurt - but still attached to the front of the truck. He had been kept in his wheelchair by a seatbelt. Police in the town of Paw Paw, Michigan, said the unidentified man told them "it was quite a ride", but complained only that he had spilled his soda. The truck reached speeds of 50mph (80km/h) as it drove down the Red Arrow Highway. After several miles the driver pulled over at the depot of a trucking company where police then told him about the man on his front end. He refused to believe there was a man in a wheelchair stuck to the front of his truck until he saw it for himself, police said.

A Ginger Zoo!! Could this work like Logans Run - all ginger people must be admitted at birth but culled before their 30th birthday? This would allow us to chase Runners with laser guns. Badges are for queers and Mods.

Was going to start this thread. To all that were there...fucking quality tonight. Mascherano was awesome.

I missed it.

Can't beat a bit of Maclane... http://specials.uk.msn.com/diehard4/default.aspx

I have worked in management for many years. I recall a very similar siutation to this whereby a young lady continued to pass wind through the day, causing both distress and fall out with team members. Just like in that case, I would drag the fat bitch outside by her bingo wings and drive a 1989 Ford Escort up her tea towell holder.

Beans? On a fry up??

You don't know how bad it can be. I used to work for the Halifax - head office in Leeds - everytime a new advert came out we all had to gather around tv's and watch it, then wait for the brown nosing dickwads to cry with laughter at Howard the cunt being made into a cartoon before bursting into applause and whooping American styley. They hold auditions internally to find the next Howard. The fat fuck doing the latest add will work out of a branch somewhere near a pie shop.

I have a limited edition Star Wars pair that have Darth Vadar on one (and is black) and Luke on the other (which is white). When you pull them on they make a cheap but effective lightsaber noise. As you walk they have sensors in that recognise the other sock. As your feet pass each other they make lightsaber dual noises. I don't wear them much.

I do some volunteer work with a local school (my kid goes there before the Gary Glitter call starts), and take thirty odd 11 year olds away for a week each year. Believe it or not, some of these kids still wet the bed....at 11...that's piss your pants...at the age of 11! I can tell you this; the smell in the morning on the skanky little bastards bed is uncomparable to anything this side of Mars. First piss of the day left to go warm for a couple of hours in a matress...fuckin rank.