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Nah, they bought a very UNcertain Boumsong, to play alongside a thoroughly confused Titus Bramble.

Absurd stuff: him and his 'JT' arse-licking callers are basically saying 'he shouldn't play but he should be available'. Crap!

Durham always sounds like someone who hasn't taken a crap for about five years. Can't bear the buffoon.

You know how snooty that lot are. You have to live no more than half an inch from Rafa's office to express an opinion. And you must wear a starched collar and tie to converse with Elisha. So I guess the site is now so exclusive it's only accessible inside snorky's head.

I wish he'd wait until he's finished playing. Questioning Rafa's tactics now, just months after the match with a new season approaching, seems weird to me. The likes of Andy Gray will delight in quoting this stuff over and over again.

Did he put glue on his face just before going down on Montse? Had she run out of Veet??

Several Mancs didn't have an armband on yesterday. Joe Cole didn't today. Wankers the lot of them. You really have to make an effort to snub that gesture - those feckers did.

The pettiness of some players making the conscious decision not to wear an arm band this weekend (Heinze, Giggs, Joe Cole to name but three) really grates. It's not much to ask multi-millionaires, is it? Bit of compassion?

I couldn't agree more. Imagine if we'd played like that away to a fellow premiership side - the media would have condemned us. Everton are patted on the back by London hacks for being 'plucky' and 'dogged'. And then they have the nerve to demand humility and respect! Pathetic.

They think it's okay to repeat that 'no one supports Liverpool FC in Liverpool' crap, and then they go mental over this, after camping in their own penalty area like a non-league team in a cup tie? Utter rubbish!

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Here's Sly gagging on that tea:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuGjd_kip4

Did you see the shot on MOTD2 last night of Stallone getting a cup of tea, tasting it and then writhing in agony? It was hilarious.

It was an old pro's trick - Tommy Smith, Ron Harris and others did it two or three times a match in the old days. Billy Bremner did it two or three times a match but that was at knee-height. Very cowardly, and supposedly outlawed decades ago, but still blatantly ignored. Several times yesterday that baby-faced linesman seemed to ignore obvious fouls that the ref didn't see, as well as about ten foul throws (why is it that you're always penalised for foul throws at other levels but it's ignored in the Premiership?).

Yes, Keyes laughing his head off at the end was pathetic. And, unlike at Bolton, Gray wasn't interested when their keeper repeatedly seemed to carry the ball outside the penalty area. Idiot.

Mind you, Hansen did get a good dig in at Lineker when the jug-eared idiot was raring up to have a go at Xabi for 'diving': Jocky said, 'Aye, like you did in the World Cup against Cameroon!' The bluenosed buffoon said, 'Let's change the subject!'

I know that the BBC advise a summariser to make a special effort to sound impartial when covering a match involving his old team, so it is easier than it seems to over-compensate. Having said that: Lawro never appears to need any encouragement to say something stupid about us. (Also: why balance Hansen - who's usually very restrained - in the studio with that grinning buffoon Ian Wright doing his professional gooner routine?)

Yes. It's just when he moves that he has problems.

Have you noticed Tim Howard in the close-ups? Whatever he's taking to control his Tourette's Syndrome it's wearing off! He's really twitching all over his face.

You know, when you get up to ask Tom a question, no one else at this dinner is going to expect just how much you're going to SPOIL the whole night!! :D

You could ask him to recall the time he was 'felled' by a beer bottle that landed about a yard away from him towards the end of a European match v Ferencvaros.

Agger looked better than Hansen did at the same stage in his career. Wonderful to see him bring the ball forward. (Pity, though, that so few of our players touched the This Is Anfield sign...)

It's quite vivid in places, but I don't like the structure - that looks to me like a really hurried idea that should have been discarded (a basic framing device, fine, but the back-forward-back approach just looks messy the way he's done it) - and there's a very hurried, first draft, look to much of it, but, none the less, it's not as clumsy as some I've seen. (That's the problem: the general standard is so poor, you hail someone as Proust if they can tell a story without listing stats or quoting a player defying normal tense saying 'He's passed it and I've stuck out me foot and it went in'.)

Thanks for that. Yes, he's worth all the hassle.

Looks like a cow has shat on her head.