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That made me laugh! I was a right little fascist when i was a kid then i turned into a leftie and now i'm fairly of the liberal persuasion

Another loony. Hyypia girl?

Taken from the Uk 2006 Crime Survey: Manchester had the highest number of robberies per 1,000 population, followed by Nottingham. Ashford and Poole had the lowest.

I occasionaly have a good laugh on red cafe reading their delusional rubbish. The funniest being that Ferdinand should be the next England captain and how vidic is going to have Torres in his pocket on sun

Cheeky swine! Network technicians are fine upstanding people and not nerdy at all, honest

He is ace but a hard taskmaster and that is how it should be

Ha ha, that'd rule. Come on guys, lets face it - wrestling's shit. It's 'roid based panto for sad cases

I thought Barnes would be pretty rubbish. As someone else said, it took me 1 game to change my mind

What did it do to you, Stouff? I might have to take in Jan when i go on me hols. Took it a few years ago and it gave me weird dreams

Serendipity. Don't listen to women, mongy - they have no idea what they're talking about 90% of the time

Pretty fucking ace night

Can't argue with any of that, Rash

I like the black

I bet he couldn't have scored that goal that Torres just scored

Jesus, how did he do that?

He has class stamped all over him. I also love him

People who don't like salt & vinegar, surely the king of crisps, are weird

Cool. Sounds ace. Good luck and knock em dead, kiddo

When i was a student i shared a house with an architecture student - sound bloke. He had a mate who sounds similar to the guy you're talking about - reminded me of Pseuds corner in Private Eye. Complete wankstain. Generally in professions the worse someone is at their job the more they'll try to confuse you with jargon be they Dr's, teachers, architects etc. The best people will nearly always talk using simple language that's easily understood

It might be a bit gay but i like that East 17 one with the bells in. Everything else they did was an abomination and that little midget shit should be killed forthwith

Non gay in general but gay in particular to you, UM

Emma pierson - i know i'm stating the bleeding obvious but what a set of norks

If you left Sweden, Ris, what foods would you miss from the land of fit nympho leggy blondes?

Do they have weird swedish chocolate laws? I'd say blue was milk and red dark but maybe that's due to cadburys dark being red and milk blue

Did you bum weeksie and RJ again?