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Stouffer

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  1. Downtown Abbey. Utter, utter shit. 0 wibbly wobbly eggs.
  2. I went to the cinema with Mrs. Stouffer this week to see Downtown Abbey (utter drivel but she wanted to see it). I got some Opel Fruits and you don't get yellow ones anymore; instead they have these purple abominations instead. Furious.
  3. Mercure on Ingram St is a reasonable price in the centre.
  4. You could soak "biscuits brown" in a bath of petrol for a month and they still wouldn't crumble. I'm fairly sure they're made out of asbestos.
  5. To the tune of "On the Banks of the Old Ponchartrain". We traveled from the Mersey, to gay Paris By air, road, rail and by boat When we win number seven, we'll be in heaven On the banks of the old river Seinne. Eat my balls Dave Kirby.
  6. Aye, it's shite. I got some during lockdown as my usual (Twining's) wasn't available. Had one cup and lashed the rest in the bin.
  7. Nick Cusack has a considerable supply of prawn cocktail quavers in a cryogenic storage facility.
  8. Not getting to the garden centre yesterday and having to wait until next weekend to get that acer that I really fancy.
  9. Sweetcorn? You durrrrty fucker.
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