Tossed and blown

My sister-in-law is a bit of a plassy copper (London parks police) but gets a good bit of gossip from time to time. Her mate's husband was on the first team that went over from Scotland yard to Portugal. He came back saying the feeling was that the McCanns had done it (overdose then disposal) but there was no way they would have enough evidence to convict). The psych people had a field day with their behaviour, particularly: jogging on the beach soon after the abduction (behavioural over-compensation as far as 'normal' behaviour) leaving the twins to go to Italy (think about it - one kid missing and you leave the other two with your mates parents in this situation INVARIABLY split up. A common need to keep stuff secret keeps them together. My take on it? I'd bet money that Kate still has a nice little arse.

Simpl a thing f beauty. Like southern comfort, but better ans most definiteky cooler. I commend this drink to the members of the GF

Of course it is a cry for help. Get me off this lumbering cruiseliner onto that shiny speedboat. I don't care if the gearbox has been recently overhauled, it is a lot more desirable craft now I have these Superdry shorts and new trabs. Not gay though.

He has just had his teeth done, yet his missus is still a big unit. Classic mid-life crisis material. It takes one to know one.......

Did they stop 'dying' when they introduced central heating to Widnes?

I would like tags back too, I am even willing to be called a cunt on a regular basis to facilitate this.

Can we have another one of these threads please?

What you use depends on the state of the floor at present. If it's rough as fuck, then you need to cross grain / 45 degree flatten it as posted above. Those industrial walk behind sanders will go through the floor if you don't keep them moving. If it's really pretty flat then I'd buy a sixty quid 1/2 sheet orbital sander and a 60m roll of something like 40 - 60 grit paper from screwfix. Sand it with loads of pressure and be prepared to change the paper every 4 minutes. You may well burn the sander out, get an Erbauer or similar and they happily take it back within the guarantee. Use a dust mask and sheet up as much stuff as you can Last little tip - don't leave the dust bag full of the very fine dust overnight. Your house might burn down (true story)

What a great thread. Having met both of these I was instantly right about FG's tale. Turdseye was harder. I couldn't get the idea out of my head that both of his were true, and in fact concurrent, ie a sort of gynaecological attempted murder. Probably with little Callum looking on.

If it was a competition between the various sources all perfectly cooked, then rib of beef for me. If I were forced to accept less than perfect preparation (as is usually the case) then probably chicken, as she has more difficulty fucking that up.

Here's another sales pitch then. Through the magic of The Social Outreach Programme many poor unfortunates have been able to attend away games at face value, including London games, Everton, scum away etc. And it's not just the match. You might meet a certified superfan, or catch sight of Lucky Pierre's trousers falling down, or participate in perpetual fashion arguments between middle aged men. You have to be a member to be eligible though, and any surplus funds go back to the site. A Sunderland thread will be up on the MF soon. The lucky ones will enter the draw for a signed copy of 'Imprisoned', one fan's account of being held captive on a bus back from the north east by four different police forces with only limited access to on board toilet facilities. With foreword by Terry Waite.

If you sign up before midnight you'll also enter a draw where the winner gets to meet a TLW Superfan and present him with a ticket stub from the Celtic game.

Buy a TLW season ticket. Gold name = Swansea ticket!

Pierre knows*. Not many left now though. *Although he may want a post match interview about what it's like. Been a long time for him now.......

That is really good (the first one). Low carb diets do, as he says, seem to work so it's just reducing total calorie intake. One thing I struggle to understand is the concept that eating more protein (whilst doing workouts) will increase your muscle bulk quicker than a lower protein diet, with the same exercise. Is this another myth?

I have a tin of beer driving home. I won't be over on blood alcohol levels and, although what I am doing may not be strictly legal, I feel better for flicking a V at 'the state'.

I've pretty much done this now. Weight varies from 81-82kg and have pretty decent abs, despite not doing a lot of working out. As someone said, it has required a complete lifestyle change which I'll have to stick to if I'm to maintain it, but the hardest part is done now. The most relevant pieces of advice (to me anyway) have been to cut out the bread / spuds etc and buy the convict conditioning book. Thanks GF!

Married eight years with two kids. Some weeks (some nights even) 2-3 times, some weeks nothing, depends on stuff. Regardless of this, I have the real thing on average every other day.

This for me. Our games against them are going to have a bit of extra spice though..

1. Rob 2. Mark 3. Dave U 4. Al 5. John G 6. Rene 7. Ted 8. Fran 9. Woo 10. Al (T&B) 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. Our kid's away, but his mates will play. Will wait and see how many of them we need, and will text the others.

Can't agree with this enough. AS A MINIMUM you need a holter monitor ECG / blood pressure recording and a cardiac echo. What you describe could well be an intermittent arrhythmia which could be a clue to a serious underlying problem. The NHS: rubbish in, rubbish out.

Why can't you be content with having Meatloaf's head?

In this order: Supersonic (in my top 10 of all tunes) She's electric Digsy's diner I think I prefer selected early blur tracks more, but Oasis definitely made better albums.

Sums it up really, the British car industry preceeded by the Germans by about twelve years.

Jags are shit.