Ezekiel 25:17

Tell your mate the penguins just called and he wants his flipper back.

theres loads of people up still posting and were all cool fuckers.

Sorry dudes could one of the MOds do me a favour and put this on the right thread, posted on bullshit brags instead off crap brags, cheers.

Ashley cole still hasnt given me my mobile back.

My sister has met Ken Barlow I picked up two echos by mistake and the chump of a shopkeeper only charged me for one (thus gaining I free echo) I once rode a bike for approximately 5 minutes with two flat tyres.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Celebrated my 500th game in charge today, thinks its 15/16 season, still with the reds. Ive been through every good player on the game I think, dont know even enjoy playing it anymore, its just something ive GOT to do.

It says congratulations you are a genius etc

I got to the oval one first time messed up then took a few goes to finish it.

http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf Dont know if this has been on before but its annoying as fuck, wonder if anyone can do it first time ?

Maybe this mouse is dodgy i dont ease up at all dont touch the sides but get nowhere near the finish, this is more frustrating than the lion king on the megadrive.

BY click do you mean click click click or hold the left mouse down ??

so whats the hot pursuit all about why do i get caught every time ?? As RIs Previousely stated I am a mong please help a mong out.

Kopkid, you lied about your age, you talk shit, you're fired.

Thanks for the words of support, I just did it perfect and still got caught, whats going wrong ?? Its also not helping that the baby keeps FUCKING with the speakers whilst I'm doing it.

See I kind of agree with this, but is there anything more frustrating than when you are watching something with your bird and a really funny bit/good bit is coming up and you are saying watch this now watch this, and they pay no attention whatsoever, I hate that so much. I think I may have a point, I also think I may be the guy you are talking about in the original post ! On another note I hate these things : "are you leaving now" "yeah I am leaving right now" "so you will be at ours in ten minutes then" "yeah defo" Said person shows up 30 minutes later and surprise surprise they were not leaving when they said they were. Why not just tell me you are going to be half an hour. Then I would have no expectation. I hate the continued use of the word "innit" its ridiculous how this has found its way into millions of peoples every day vocabulary, Ali G had a lot to answer for. Just one more thing, people who tuck football shirts into jeans, this should be a criminal offence.

I cant steer the van quick enough this sucks.

Thats like one of the best words ever, I hate wretching and bile.

Bobhorse theres a spare bed in ours if you need it for tonight :thumbsup:

When I was unemployed I learned how to juggle big cardboard boxes, jump hurdles and I was even rewarded for that time I was carrying the hot bucket of tar, dont knock it.

For anyone who is with virgin media (old telewest) the complete three series are available to watch for free with tv on demand. Far and away the funniest thing on t.v in recent years. Hard to pick a favourite bit but a few are "superhans are you tryin to skin up with your feet again ?" or when mark takes the pill of sophie and replies " is there not even the slightest chance that I might die ? " lov Jez dancing on his own to the wedding song aswell.

I also live in a helicopter, heres a picture of when Red Knight came to visist me last week

This cant be bad, Look how big and rusty that chain is, plus his vest is filthy, it probably wasnt like that at the start of the movie, and its got Samuel L and Justin "rock your body" timberlake, I will watch it and give a suitable review after tonights proceedings.

when only the most brutal honesty will doodle do love it.

Willy Wanka and the fudge packing factory Dude wheres my dildo ? Inspect her gadget honey i fucked everybody