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Ezekiel 25:17

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  1. I just don't see the appeal to him at all, I wonder if people from Glasgow feel like that about Kevin Bridges.
  2. Probably mentioned on here but Paul Smith the comedian is just about as bad as it gets, makes my skin crawl, 'WHATS YOUR NAME, WHAT DO YER DO' BET YOUR SHAGGIN ER' end of act.
  3. 'Accused of leaving fake bombs outside military bases' Escaped from his job in this kitchen.
  4. I struggle so much to start new tv shows, read all the reviews on here and want to look at them but 4 hours later I'm watching The Sopranos and Only fools again.
  5. There's just as much chance of being bit by an Autistic child. I'M JOKING.
  6. I genuinely don't think Trump cares why or how he's in the media, as long as he is.
  7. No discernible difference between either. I'm fascinated as to what a woman's best is, it will still involve telling you about clothing on the bath room floor.
  8. 'Looking for my knight in shining armour' crank who's ex is a nutter.
  9. I can relate to this a little, I still drink but I'm always struggling to pick something I fancy, I even switch now between shorts and Pints through a night out and i've never done that before.
  10. Are yer 'avin this one @Tony Moanero, was a school staple early 90s, the discerning child's Head bag.
  11. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer 1964. According to the song, Rudolph's nose is shiny. And, if you ever saw it — it's so shiny — you would even say it glows. But it doesn't actually glow It's just so shiny it looks like it's glowing Therefore, his nose can only glow when another light source is shining on it. So, Rudolph wouldn't have lit anything on that foggy Christmas Eve unless Father Christmas had another light shining on him, which, if he had, would negate the need for Rudolph in the first place.
  12. If I hadn't seen the image of this woman I'd have been able to draw it accurately.
  13. I was wondering what that Bacon had been up to, haven't seen it since it was strapped to the bed in Se7en.
  14. Buried in a giant Parker Pen casket.
  15. There's a proper issue in our work car park with them, they keep killing pigeons and eating them on top of peoples cars, horrible cunts.
  16. Never heard of Gelato but ice cream is for children and pensioners.
  17. The wretched cunt pays top dollar for his links and stories and breaking news.
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