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Ezekiel 25:17

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  1. heard today its getting pulled down anyway, couple of others which defo deserve a mention around the area are the Black Angus, and the Barley mow. The Angus especially for out and out life in own hands territory. Oh and waverleys in Southport, at least one person has died in there yet its still going.
  2. just cranking the post count up to a healthy and impressive for one of my threads 7, dont mind me.
  3. Yep as in I sees that, like when you see something. You Playing footie tonight ?
  4. I sees your point JB but i would say as shit as the forum can be at times, it still does have its moments, and It has loads of useful shit posted on it all the time aswell.
  5. Seen as the Forum is movie mad today what about this topic, worst line in a movie ever, my personal two entries are ones which wil never leave my head for as long as I live. The first one comes from Jason x the worst horror movie of all time : bad actor gets impaled by spike and says to Jason " you will never kill me " Jason proceeds to stick further spike in him to which bad actor replies "that oughta do it" and dies. But the worst line from a movie ever and I defy anyone to better it comes from the uber homoerotic Showdown in little tokyo starring Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren. Apparently the film had to cut back quite a lot of the cast because they blew the majority of the budget on blusher and baby oil, (well dolph was a big fella). Anyway geting to the line heres how i seem to remember it going : BL to DL - Incase we dont make it out of this alive, can I just say, you have the biggest Penis I have ever seen. I need not say any more.
  6. "which ones yours ?" "its the one that says Bad Mother Fucker"
  7. "Dorks you look like a couple of dorks" "there your clothes motherfucker" to follow on from that - "Jules whinfield my man in Inglewood, get yo asses in here (pauses) Shit Nigga whats up with them clothes "
  8. The answer is anything but Spiderman 3, how wrong could they of got this movie, that weird scene where he was strutting around etc and dancing, fucking horerendous.
  9. 3 pages in and no mention of the Bow and arrow on Prinny drive, affectionately known as the BO five one for its love of scum bags drugs and fights. The best thing about the boozer is though its still has a load of regulars who have been there for donkeys years, who sit in the corner why they are blasted with scouse house every weekend. Been there about 4 times but the New years heave I went there for was far and away the worst, its gets to half past 10 and a mad fight breaks out so the DJ goes sorry guys am going to have to call new year because the fightings too mad. So am standing there with me bird, theres too girls smashing bottles on each other, a guy getting thrown through the bar, a guy getting a fruity dropped on him and theres a shit load of people firing party poppers singing old langs syne (at half 10) good times.
  10. following on from the best ever, il start with a pair that always spring to mind when I think of past fashion offences, went to jjb with me ma when I was about twelve and had these pieces of shit forced upon me, I blame me uncle Eddie because he postively roared off them for years which made me ma think they were cooool. Il always remember the shop lad going as i wiped away the tears "ay there dead comfy them !" I thought yep im sure they will be "dead comfy" when im lying on the floor broken in half by a gang of lads in school.
  11. You cant make a new tournament for the losers, it would be like the most losery tournament ever, it would be like rewarding the losers, no no this cannot be.
  12. Wonder was it because shawn brought up the whole lewinsky thing again. I hate willie Thorn with a passion, he bangs on about "shot to nothings" to an uncomfortable degree, and his banter is lame at best. John Parrot is the jewel in the snooker cunt crown though. The thing that pisses me off about him more than anything is on QOS the way he always has to make reference to his horse racing following, fat blue nugget.
  13. I touched the ball, it ruled. Amost got Zenden hair sweat on me aswell as he charged past. Wish I had a picture of either of these events.
  14. Lager and lime cordial crosses the boundary severley however the jury is still distinctly out on a piece of lime in a bottle.
  15. I prefer shorts to lager any ways so its only that or a can of red stripe maybe if I do drink it. Saying that Becks on tap rules, and them little stubby bottles are always a winner.
  16. I really like corona and sol with a slice of lime in though, is that the same, surely that does not make me ubergay.
  17. RIS rules leve the legend alone p.s I think this should be your new signature and logo...... RIS Hijacking threads 2007. :thumbup:
  18. No son you still havent used that R2D2 washing basket I bought you at xmas.
  19. Both really good captions for all three, think A just shades it, but that is purely based on the Arnie reference. God dam my biased love for big muscly action heroes.
  20. This was taken from cctv surveillance and conclusively proves tk421 was not at his post yesterday, do as you will lads.
  21. If its allowed I would very much like to change Camel to CODPIECE.
  22. after not much deliberation at all I have gone for Strudel and Camel, I like these words alot.
  23. HK- Carra get that beer away from skippy ! Kewell always knew it was a bad idea having the lads around for a few bevvies.
  24. Van der meyde, carsley, and lescott laugh about the time they took a picture of AJ on the bog
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