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Whatchagonnado?

The Red Badge of Gayness - the episode where the "re-run" of a battle from the American civil war goes all wrong with Cartman as General of the Rebel forces. Pure genius! My five favourites (haven't seen Seasons 9 and 10 yet): 1. The Red Badge of Gayness 2. Up The Down Steroid 3. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society 4. Tom's Rhinoplasty 5. Proper Condom Use Favourite character is Eric Cartman - by a country mile!

Anyway, the fourth player is Laurent Blanc (Barcelona, Marseilles, Inter, Manchester United)

Saunders: Liverpool, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest, Benfica (never played a game for them, but was in the club) Hooijdonk: Celtic, Forest, Benfica, Feyenoord

Sorry, I didn't realise it had been on here before. Saunders and Hooijdonk are correct, and so is Ronaldo. But do you remember the fourth player?

To get your minds off the trouble that has allegedely taken place in Portugal, see if you know the answers to this one: Name the four players who have been in four different clubs that have all won the European Cup/Champions League, but none of these players have themselves won the European Cup/Champions League.

I agree. Let's see what the new owners are up to before passing judgement. Also, I don't have the impression that we will all of a sudden spend as much money in the transfer market as Chelsea has done lately. We'll probably spend more than before, but not take it to the extreme like Chelsea (at least that's what I hope). We've always spent quite a lot of money in the transfer market, so that's not necessarily a big change. Hopefully, Rafa can now bring in promising youngsters as Wenger does, as well as buying proven quality players that will definitely strengthen the team (as opposed to the squad).

What?! Could I be drawn against Liverpool in the Champions League AGAIN?

First in the "Rafa's ways to punish underperforming players" series: Riise gets a Mickey Mouse tattoo on his arse and is then sent downhill without clothes on.

Referee: Run over to your bench and have it wiped off, son. - Shit, he's coming over here and I can't stand the sight of blood. I think I'm gonna throw up.

A bear walks into a bar. He says to the the bartender: - I'd like a gin... ... ... ... and tonic, please. - Why the big pause? replies the bartender - I was born with them.

R.I.P.

Ask him 1) Why he disliked Emlyn Hughes so much? 2) Is it true that he (Smith) kicked the referee in the players' tunnel after our loss to INter in the 2nd leg of the European Cup semi final in 1965 and accused him of being bribed, and the ref just ran away?

...he'd be Darth Vader. "Your attcking skills are no match to the Power of my Defending Force"

Gotta agree with kurt on this thread. Gerrard didn't set the woarld afire today, but he did OK. Should have scored in the 2nd half though, and also passed to Kuyt instead of having a go himself in the 1st half. But nobody's infallible.

Please tell me you're joking!

Very good! Too bad it's pronounced "Kaut" though... :whistle: The "There can only be one Kaiser" (by Madstock) and the "GN comforts CR after losing coin toss" have to get into the mag!

Considering how many penalties we've missed the last 4-5 years we definitely need to find a new Phil Neal. I know he missed one or two penalties but his conversion rate was quite high.

Aren't people allowed to be pleased when they've won a bet? Mellor scored two excellent and important goals for us when he came on as a substitute in 04/05 and he may have been held back by injuries, but I never saw anything from his few starting appearances to suggest that he's in the same class as our current strikers. I may be wrong but I think Hermes was right about Mellor all the time, and the responses to his post seem like sour grapes to me.

What's wrong with you people? The team should be --------------------------Carragher------------------------ Carragher--------Carragher-------Carragher--------Carragher Carragher--------Carragher-------Carragher--------Carragher -----------------Carragher-------Carragher----------------- Oh, I forgot he's injured... Definitely Aurelio at left back instead of Warnock. Warnock ha a tendency to drop too deep, ruining our offside line/trap. I'd go for Reina - Finnan, Agger, Hyypia, Aurelio - Gerrard, Alonso, Sissoko, Gonzales - Bellamy, Crouch

Grønland rules! But the eskimo on here is NP, I think.

The word you're looking for is "celibacy". But don't try it at home.

Hmmmm, the picture function is as unstable as the psyche of Mourinho. You'll find it on IC Liverpool.

Another one with Big Ears:

I didn't know you were writing for the Wikipedia, UTM: "Ring of Fire was first adopted by Liverpool Football Club fans in the year 2002, with the song growing in popularity as the team and its supporters travelled across Europe en route to the 2005 UEFA Champions League final in Istanbul. [2] The song was played by the Liverpool football team prior to their victory on 25th May. [3] The song was then adopted by supporters of Manchester United, FC United of Manchester and various other teams. The lyrics, slightly modified by the "mancs" was used to rile Liverpool fans. Fans of Man Utd often use ither teams songs - and ALWAYS sing about Liverpool, this is due to thier obsession with England's most successful team and the fact that they're insanely jealous about all the trophies wom by the merseyside team when compared to thier own pathetic haul. Utd fans also like to draw reference to they Heysel disaster among others, calling Liverpool fans murderers. They do this while forgetting that they are indeed murderers themselves - ask any utd fan about an FA cup semi final against Crystal Palace and they run away muttering under thier breath. They're all a bit cowardly like that you see. It's always worth reminding them that they have 1 thing far larger than Liverpool's - thier debt. oh, and USA!" Brilliant piece :D .