AVEEZ

Yes but he didnt assault her she was willingly in bed with 'him' - it was only after she found out 'he' was a 'she' that she was miffed.. thats stupidity, which in some cases should be a crime but in this case I dont think so!

Paulie Dangerously;said blah blah blah... "The way we see it is if you want to tackle it you tackle all of it – you say no to all forms of unwanted sexual harassment; that includes wolf-whistling, comments, everything." This is the only bit worth reading - I dont recall there being a referendum to ask people, more specifically women, if they want such a law passing... Unwanted wolf whistling - do me a fucking favour - only ugle birds object to hearing blokes whistle at their prettier, slimmer, better dressed friends... - FACT

Hasnt the girl who pretended to be a boy recieved a prison sentence? I'm not sure what crime she has committed.. I didnt realise pretending to be a boy was a crime?? Does that mean cross dressing men are infact breaking the law?

Theres usually 3 or 4 of us but I also have 2 dogs, hence going for something bigger.. the smell of wet dog in a small space has over the years got too much for me!!! As for you tribe, usually Id jump at the chance, but even the new car cant fit that many in hehehe

I've just bought this - Skandika Milano 10 Man Family Tent: Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Leisure I cant wait to try her out..

Who are you trying to kid.. she comes to bed wrapped up better than a 90 year woman in winter and try to infer you have sex??? I THINK NOT also we have 4 pillows on the bed 2 each.. 2 big plump pillows!

I love a sunday roast or a bacon butty as much as the next person - but seriously, anyone thinking that the treatment of animals like that, is ok because they're going to die anway, is a cunt. I felt physically sick watching that bastard stun that pig on its snout.. there is no need for wanton cruelty like that - kicking the animals as they walk past etc is revolting..I would like to see all of those blokes prosecuted to the full extent of the law - its a disgrace and horrible to see.

I see what you did there Mr Fan and it amused me. However, Mr Aveez knows me well and he also knows that should he not take his punishment for being a lazy oik like a man, then 2 things would happen. I would stop buying his families birthday / christmas cards and presents and as a direct consquence of this he would lose his favourite uncle / son status and his mum would nag him constantly to remember them in future! I'm sure I dont have to tell you, that a nagging mum is far worse than a nagging bird!

I neither bleed, nor nag. I am more than capable of doing anything my chap can do and as such, I ask once and if its not done in a timely manor, I commence with the task myself, thus guilting Mr Aveez to get off his tush and pull his weight. Should he decide not to help or acknowledge that I have already done somthing he promised to do, we will, at some point, have the following conversation or similar - Mr Aveez - remember you're driving, tonight. I'm going to get pissed as a newt Me - sorry Love I cant, I've already had 9 glasses of wine Mr Aveez - but you said you would last week Me - indeed but then I had to put those shelves up, fix the fence, empty the bins etc etc and have therefore earned a night off!! Mr Aveez - ahh yes valid point, I'll drive!

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Valentines day.. I demanded Flowers to the office, some diamond earings I'd seen a few weeks before a gushing card and a meal in raymond blancs place down the road..Because I'm fucking worth it. He got the bill and a word of thanks..Because I'm worth it!

its clear you may all benefit from Aunty Aveez Wisdom here - Each month you lose 4 - 6 tablespoons of MENSTRUAL FLUID (I love that phrase) as you are likely to have 500 of these bastards in you life time, you will be losing c2000 - 3000 tablespoons - you are not yet dead because women are fucking ace and loosing a mere 53.2745142 litres of blood in our life time is fuck all compared to fighting with the CSA. Its says that he is a major bellend You look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves..FACT You cant be arsed doing it because you're a lazy bastard! They're not - bic razors are £3.99 max for their Comfort 3 tripple blade disposable (with 6 in a pack) - the ones with the tags on are there to convince you they are better, they do this by giving them names boys will love... Mach3 Turbo, Gillette Fusion, Quatro Titanium, Fusion Proglide, Mach3 Power and the icing on the 'men are attracted to pretty names' cake is (drum roll please) ...... Fusion Phenom Power Razor!! Its all in the technique - yours is obviously very poor, front to back in one continuous motion, repeat as necessary using a max of 5 sheets per wipe - folded to reduce the possibility of poo finger! These are 2 good questions Chicken...alas as a woman, I dont actually have any gaseous emissions and as such can only tell you that some smell worse than other due to the fibre or other wise content of their diet! Your own most likely smell ok to you because we don’t get an objective reading of everything we sniff. Our senses are about interpretation and context as much as they are about chemicals. As a result, psychological factors will play in to our perception of how ‘bad’ a fart smells, along with the details of last night’s dinner menu. So, even if the chemical composition of ‘our’ fart and ‘their’ fart is the same, we may still perceive them as smelling different. In respect of black Paedophiles, they dont have time to mess with kids between their drug dealing, gang banging, wife beating, raping and murdering! Honky Because everyone has to learn sometime you cunt.. set off earlier if youre in such a fucking rush to get somewhere, a few minutes wont kill you. Where ignorance, is bliss it is folly to be wise! Their minds are occupied with godly shit and as such, their concentration on the task at hand is piss poor..ask them the words to 'bind us together lord' and they will amaze you with their accuracy! The colour, obviously! Some people value the sanctity of marriage above all else and are prepared to sacrifce, every day enjoyment, to save for the event. This kind of happiness sacrifice also prepares them, for the marriage itself. As for hypocrisy in the church, you reap what you sow!

Now - I am fucking starving!

Never start a converstion, be it a thread on here or a real life chat with 'So' it gets right on my tits and you have been negged for it!! Doesnt she mind?

MWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I just Revenge Negged You - yes its true...my first ever revenge Neg and I loved it..ohhhhhh the power - it felt amazing - I will of course Rep you later for allowing me to have this fine experience!! Thanks Melch - I hope my revenge negging antics dont upset you too much...xx

I havent negged anyone in ages - let alone had the oportunity to revenge neg.. someone neg me now so I can feel the glow of revenge negging!

If there is a reward for grassing you up - the chances of your getting caught just trippled.. the penelties vary as such - Penalties are based on the amount of tax you owe, and are payable in addition to the tax owed. If you have taken reasonable care to fill in your return correctly, you’ll have no penalty to pay. If you have been careless, the penalty will be between 0% and 30% of the extra tax owing. If you have deliberately underestimated your tax, the penalty is between 20% and 70%. If you have deliberately underestimated your tax and attempted to conceal the fact, the penalty will be between 30% and 100%.

I recently tried this - http://www.marksandspencer.com/Torresoto-Oaked-White-Rioja-2007/dp/B000TQDZYS?extid=TP_2_FRO_T_MSF_ Which I accept is white - however (not being a wine expert) I didnt know you could get white Rioja and it was gorgeous.. As its white, I accept this has no bearing on the original question, but I did wonder if anyone else knew you could get it?

I've put in about 4 claims 2 for loans (which are now paid off, but its worth a go) and 2 credit cards (again paid off but still worth a punt) - I'm working on the basis that if i get nothing back at least it was worth a go!! I have no idea how much I may or may not be entitled to or even if I am entitled to it but I've nothing to lose by asking! I put all 4 claims in just after christmas and thus far, have heard the square route of jack shit, from anyone, so its not looking promising... but I guess if they have alot of them to process, I may not hear until March! Ideally I'd like around £2k - as that would get me a nice holiday but if not hey ho my new tent will have to suffice!

What on earth are you talking about???? Its one vote each kids.. nothing more nothing less - come on lurkers nows a perfect time to join in vote - let me know you've voted an I will happily rep your lurking arses.. Day time posters... nows your time to shine - Your Lucycoco needs you... VOTE LUCYCOCOEVENTS

I got to the bottom of page 3 and ran out of reps - I'll be back tomorrow!!! Thanks again to all who are voting, its being much appreciated.. keep up the good work!!

Right I'll be back tomorrow to rally more support..in the mean time - get reposting my link..you know I'm worth it!!!!

Its a fact that you are less likely to get cancer from oral sex if you go to my thread and vote... This may not infact, be true..

Imay be looking for volunteers...any offers??

Usher does it for me.. He'll do yours too for a small fee...